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Jae Ebey
@janon-dot-gov.bsky.social
I'm da jokah babey. hand ova all of da money.

(18; they/it/he enby, panromantic ace. I may reskeet fatfur/diap art and also I'm into that kinda shit so be wary of that)

Discord is janon.gov - talk to me over there if you prefer
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"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"67" "41" brother you are washed. we say "28" now
December 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
did anyone actually like LeafyIsHere unironically or was it only limited to incredibly whiny 14-year olds who later became school shooters?
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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if you are transgender you have to live. i am pre-op/everything and it is horrible beyond measure but you owe it to yourself to keep on going. you will find more of yourself if you just keep on going
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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eat a book to gain its vocabulary
April 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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every day one of the 4 websites that exists sneaks in some annoying bullshit into your settings that you have to turn off if you don't want everything to suddenly become a little bit worse
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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guy who stubbornly insists on calling pugsley addams by his original name "irving"
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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January 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Godbook
(back cover in replies)
January 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Umamusume: Pretty Derby (2025)
found in a stack of books
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Okay, before we all have to read about this guy's report about the future of Democrats, can someone ask him why he was maxing out donations to SBF's favorite candidates while sharing a professional network with SBF's brother and known straw donors Sean McElwee and Ethan Winter
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
November 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
hurricane "my motha"
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Washington Post editorial board: Right-wing idiots who also cannot spell.
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Breaking - the dumbest fascist you've ever seen on a livestream has Pentagon press credentials!
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM