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📽️ Last night at the indoor drive-in: That time in 2020 when the movies shut down because of covid
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: We're replaying this classic program from That Time All the Theaters Closed
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hot take
golden palace deserved more seasons and respect
golden palace deserved more seasons and respect
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Bill Maher’s purpose is that he perpetually plays a non-right winger being won over by a right-wing opinion, and right-wingers can say “even Bill Maher isn’t offended,” or “even Bill Maher thinks this has gone too far,” ritualistically and on a regular schedule.
It sure ain’t the comedy
It sure ain’t the comedy
May 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Bill Maher’s purpose is that he perpetually plays a non-right winger being won over by a right-wing opinion, and right-wingers can say “even Bill Maher isn’t offended,” or “even Bill Maher thinks this has gone too far,” ritualistically and on a regular schedule.
It sure ain’t the comedy
It sure ain’t the comedy
QAnon antisemites speedrunning NeverTrump lol
“I’m not going to RETHINK anything about being in the Trump party, what does that have to do with the rise of Trump. Now make room for me, I gotta get out of here”
“I’m not going to RETHINK anything about being in the Trump party, what does that have to do with the rise of Trump. Now make room for me, I gotta get out of here”
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
QAnon antisemites speedrunning NeverTrump lol
“I’m not going to RETHINK anything about being in the Trump party, what does that have to do with the rise of Trump. Now make room for me, I gotta get out of here”
“I’m not going to RETHINK anything about being in the Trump party, what does that have to do with the rise of Trump. Now make room for me, I gotta get out of here”
watching ARLINGTON ROAD and chortling at how much makeup they’ve put on Hope Davis, I do not remember ever seeing her look like this
This thing is a thriller designed to look like a sitcom, when it comes to how many pores you see on blonde suburban wives as they sit on their stoops at night
This thing is a thriller designed to look like a sitcom, when it comes to how many pores you see on blonde suburban wives as they sit on their stoops at night
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
watching ARLINGTON ROAD and chortling at how much makeup they’ve put on Hope Davis, I do not remember ever seeing her look like this
This thing is a thriller designed to look like a sitcom, when it comes to how many pores you see on blonde suburban wives as they sit on their stoops at night
This thing is a thriller designed to look like a sitcom, when it comes to how many pores you see on blonde suburban wives as they sit on their stoops at night
my husband is said to be giving TROUBLE EVERY DAY another try, since we have this nice new copy and I like it so much. He almost wants to like it out of spite, after overhearing quotes of its more dismissive 2001 reviews
Just as an experiment, posting the soundtrack art and seeing if it gets tagged
Just as an experiment, posting the soundtrack art and seeing if it gets tagged
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my husband is said to be giving TROUBLE EVERY DAY another try, since we have this nice new copy and I like it so much. He almost wants to like it out of spite, after overhearing quotes of its more dismissive 2001 reviews
Just as an experiment, posting the soundtrack art and seeing if it gets tagged
Just as an experiment, posting the soundtrack art and seeing if it gets tagged
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Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & don’t get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & don’t get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
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Camera movement has existed longer than we might think, with pans becoming common in the 1900s.
Early filmmakers also simulated movement. This 1908 fairy tale THE GRATEFUL LITTLE MICE gives the illusion of a zoom by pulling the performers and prop book toward the camera. It's nearly seamless.
Early filmmakers also simulated movement. This 1908 fairy tale THE GRATEFUL LITTLE MICE gives the illusion of a zoom by pulling the performers and prop book toward the camera. It's nearly seamless.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Camera movement has existed longer than we might think, with pans becoming common in the 1900s.
Early filmmakers also simulated movement. This 1908 fairy tale THE GRATEFUL LITTLE MICE gives the illusion of a zoom by pulling the performers and prop book toward the camera. It's nearly seamless.
Early filmmakers also simulated movement. This 1908 fairy tale THE GRATEFUL LITTLE MICE gives the illusion of a zoom by pulling the performers and prop book toward the camera. It's nearly seamless.
ooh boy, next year it will be midterm season and we can watch Tom Nichols roll his eyes about how Democrats would win everything if they were giant transphobes but are too dumb to figure that out
So much wisdom, this guy. Zeitgeist tuning fork. Finger on the pulse
So much wisdom, this guy. Zeitgeist tuning fork. Finger on the pulse
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
ooh boy, next year it will be midterm season and we can watch Tom Nichols roll his eyes about how Democrats would win everything if they were giant transphobes but are too dumb to figure that out
So much wisdom, this guy. Zeitgeist tuning fork. Finger on the pulse
So much wisdom, this guy. Zeitgeist tuning fork. Finger on the pulse
laughed out loud at this. That’s a first
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
laughed out loud at this. That’s a first
even I think the appropriate response to this is gay jokes
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
even I think the appropriate response to this is gay jokes
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: We're replaying this classic program from That Time All the Theaters Closed
📽️ Last night at the indoor drive-in: That time in 2020 when the movies shut down because of covid
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: We're replaying this classic program from That Time All the Theaters Closed
coming up on the last few days of Prime after canceling it long enough ago I could have had a baby by now. Yearly payments are weird
welp, that’s probably enough rewatches of “Schitt’s Creek” with an irritating level of ad breaks to tide me over
welp, that’s probably enough rewatches of “Schitt’s Creek” with an irritating level of ad breaks to tide me over
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
coming up on the last few days of Prime after canceling it long enough ago I could have had a baby by now. Yearly payments are weird
welp, that’s probably enough rewatches of “Schitt’s Creek” with an irritating level of ad breaks to tide me over
welp, that’s probably enough rewatches of “Schitt’s Creek” with an irritating level of ad breaks to tide me over
you can find it on Verger, the berst new strermer
Is the Rural Juror streaming anywhere?
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
you can find it on Verger, the berst new strermer
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Speaking of bad films that give you terrible anxiety, Robot in the Family is one I always recommend. It is like being in a nightmare of relentless, confounding stimuli. It doesn't stop, you genuinely feel your chest tightening. Amazing film, nothing like it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Speaking of bad films that give you terrible anxiety, Robot in the Family is one I always recommend. It is like being in a nightmare of relentless, confounding stimuli. It doesn't stop, you genuinely feel your chest tightening. Amazing film, nothing like it.
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AMC has that bumper with Nicole Kidman expounding on her love of cinema
I propose that Regal should produce one with The Pope expounding on his
I propose that Regal should produce one with The Pope expounding on his
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
AMC has that bumper with Nicole Kidman expounding on her love of cinema
I propose that Regal should produce one with The Pope expounding on his
I propose that Regal should produce one with The Pope expounding on his
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Disability is not a 'brave struggle' or 'courage in the face of adversity.' Disability is an art. It's an ingenious way to live.
Disability is a portal, a way of focusing our gaze and sharpening our lens on the intricacies of our humanity.
- Alice Wong
Disability is a portal, a way of focusing our gaze and sharpening our lens on the intricacies of our humanity.
- Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Disability is not a 'brave struggle' or 'courage in the face of adversity.' Disability is an art. It's an ingenious way to live.
Disability is a portal, a way of focusing our gaze and sharpening our lens on the intricacies of our humanity.
- Alice Wong
Disability is a portal, a way of focusing our gaze and sharpening our lens on the intricacies of our humanity.
- Alice Wong
curling up with the Alexandra Heller-Nicholas commentary, which has a surprising amount of long pauses but so far is good whenever it's on. So far it's been almost entirely about critical response, and it's the kind of movie where yeah you could spend a while on that alone
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
curling up with the Alexandra Heller-Nicholas commentary, which has a surprising amount of long pauses but so far is good whenever it's on. So far it's been almost entirely about critical response, and it's the kind of movie where yeah you could spend a while on that alone
They’re different books. The same author may wtite multiple stories that are published separately, and though the books may take place in the same “universe” and even refer to each other’s events, they are ok this has to be enough to put an ad in the middle George what’s the word count
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
They’re different books. The same author may wtite multiple stories that are published separately, and though the books may take place in the same “universe” and even refer to each other’s events, they are ok this has to be enough to put an ad in the middle George what’s the word count
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Given how much political discourse over the past few days has been dominated by parsing emails in order to better speculate about the depraved sexual inclinations of financial and political elites, I have to admit that Pizzagaters won culturally, even if they were wrong in the specifics.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Given how much political discourse over the past few days has been dominated by parsing emails in order to better speculate about the depraved sexual inclinations of financial and political elites, I have to admit that Pizzagaters won culturally, even if they were wrong in the specifics.
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“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
oh good, the Brokeback Mountain photoshops have arrived
logging the fuck off, have fun everybody! Funniest day of your lives it looks like!
logging the fuck off, have fun everybody! Funniest day of your lives it looks like!
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
oh good, the Brokeback Mountain photoshops have arrived
logging the fuck off, have fun everybody! Funniest day of your lives it looks like!
logging the fuck off, have fun everybody! Funniest day of your lives it looks like!
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It’s Veronica Lake Day, time to post the Andy Warhol/Veronica Lake/Candy Darling/Paul Morrissey photos
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s Veronica Lake Day, time to post the Andy Warhol/Veronica Lake/Candy Darling/Paul Morrissey photos