James Fullbrook
@jamesfullbrook.bsky.social
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
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Dismayed by the "I loathe Gl**ner but his arrest should scare us all" takes. The bar for arrest over a social media post *should be extremely high*, but a guy who's harassed trans people 19 hours a day for 8 years, telling his 600k fans to attack any trans women they see, clears that bar v easily?
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Dismayed by the "I loathe Gl**ner but his arrest should scare us all" takes. The bar for arrest over a social media post *should be extremely high*, but a guy who's harassed trans people 19 hours a day for 8 years, telling his 600k fans to attack any trans women they see, clears that bar v easily?
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Happy ninth 'Toby Young Writing A Thinkpiece About The Fact He Has No Friends' Day, to all who celebrate.
June 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Happy ninth 'Toby Young Writing A Thinkpiece About The Fact He Has No Friends' Day, to all who celebrate.
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Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic
April 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic
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Beaver's Return
- A new ltd edition print in my shop at www.stephencollinsillustration.com/shop/
- A new ltd edition print in my shop at www.stephencollinsillustration.com/shop/
![Print for sale of a comic by Stephen Collins. Script as follows:
Scene is a British WOODLAND by a RIVER. A NATURALIST is stood next to a cage, and TV NEWS REPORTERS are filming him and the cage.
1
NATURALIST:
And now It is my great honour
2
NATURALIST:
to reintroduce the first wild beaver
back into Britain
3
[Cut to the BEAVER’S CAGE. Its door is open and the Beaver is leaned nonchalantly up against the opening, smoking a cigarette.]
4
BEAVER:
Well, well, well.
5
BEAVER:
Look who's come crawling back.
6
BEAVER:
Got a rubbish ecosystem have ya?
7
BEAVER:
Not happy with the *critical anti-flood infrastructure* engineered by the flippin *badgers*?
8
BEAVER:
I almost didn't recognise you without one of my ancestors on your head…
9
BEAVER:
First you wipe us out… now you ask us to come back and build dams for free…
You actually expect me to be *pleased* don’t ya?
NATURALIST:
I'm so sorry I…I…
10
BEAVER:
“Ooh la la, the Brits have come crawling back…”
Do I look like *Michel flippin’ Barnier*?
11
NATURALIST:
I-if there’s some kind of… *remuneration* we could offer I-I’m sure…
12
BEAVER [throwing cigarette to the ground]:
Unlimited pond weed, two tickets to Abba Voyage.
NATURALIST:
Done.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreihuu4q52tdottov7i776h4hml3m5droe3krfmd7vtda6bkwvfgihe@jpeg)
April 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Beaver's Return
- A new ltd edition print in my shop at www.stephencollinsillustration.com/shop/
- A new ltd edition print in my shop at www.stephencollinsillustration.com/shop/
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This kind of thing pisses me off. The case concerns sexual assault allegations against Lingard’s grandfather, not him. It’s a highly sensitive matter & certainly not material for aggregator accounts to use as click bait or purposely word in vague terms so people think Lingard is under investigation.
April 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This kind of thing pisses me off. The case concerns sexual assault allegations against Lingard’s grandfather, not him. It’s a highly sensitive matter & certainly not material for aggregator accounts to use as click bait or purposely word in vague terms so people think Lingard is under investigation.
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Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
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Amazing scenes in the carpark today.
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Amazing scenes in the carpark today.
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This is so funny
April 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is so funny
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Sky Ladder, by @CaiGuoQiang, 2015
April 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sky Ladder, by @CaiGuoQiang, 2015
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ARAGORN: Are you frightened?
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 AM
ARAGORN: Are you frightened?
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
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HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]