petit pois
jambondupoisson.bsky.social
petit pois
@jambondupoisson.bsky.social
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call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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河童
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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this breaching my immediate circles is really funny but i do think its genuinely good for you. write some bullshit you're not even into. if the audience can't even tell what you're writing as pervert research versus what you're writing with one hand down your pants then hell yeah.
"the writer's fetish" what about the character's fetish that the character is unaware of. what if its their problem not mine. and im just egging them on
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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drawing comics? you will perish, unfortunately
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. it’s been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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managed to finish in one sitting!!! took me 9 hrs
late night cigarette
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Cherry Bomb is back for our Black Friday drop! 🍒❤️🖤
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Who made the snowman melt 😔
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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SO! opening my shop again for a brief time for the holidays before i close it indefinitely again! if there's anything you've been eyeing, now's the time to nab it !

🔁s mean the world since reach is harder on here!

💥 www.neonnuisancestudio.store 💥
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I really do unironically feel like this all the time
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Let it snow ❄️
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Y'all these patina pours turned out so good!!
💚🧡🤎
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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the person on the other side of this gloryhole doesn't know i'm in full clown makeup and attire
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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NOT A PHASE 1/3
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Happy Halloween!!! I made an angsty comic about sparkledog werewolves for the season 💖
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Starting the month out with some ridiculously pretty crystal pours in soft+!
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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🤖☄️🖤Want a cybernetic cutie?🖤☄️🤖

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As always, 18+ only, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Ever wanted to eat your squishies before?

I did a little project for myself and made gummies out of some of my squish! Here's a few pics from before they were dusted with corn starch to prevent them from being overly sticky.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Alrighty y'all we've been brewing up something new this Halloween, welcome to the shop Patches the Cursed Dragon Plush! It was our goal this year to introduce more penetrables to the shop and so we are! These are size small for now, with size large coming this week! #sextoy #penetrable #stroker
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Fruiting Bodies

#art #mushroom
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
two wyrms french kissing on the dick bag...... *terribly affected french accent* ah, la romance.
ft. @twilightmeadowcreations.com's lindwyrm (two of them (two of them))
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM