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excited to gather everyone around the fire tomorrow night and Tell the cautionary tale of the 2019 Egg Bowl like it’s A Christmas Carol
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
WORK DONE

TIME TI BE MACHINE
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Jum Mora
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
nothing this country loves more than sacrificing the lives of appalachians for no good fucking reason.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’ll celebrate her passing, despite the damage to my soul
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the pope just said it’s a Sin to “talk Italian”
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
just read comments on a linkedin post (dumb guy stuff) about an indigenous woman that was wrongly detained by ICE. Guy in the comments (Lloyd Wantschek, Texas grad living in Geneva god damn Switzerland) tried to say “mistakes happen” and he literally was a VP for Enron in the mid aughts. He’d know!
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
they’re selling this on Instagram for $55/piece and it Takes 7 weeks to ship
A McDonald's Commander's Cap for $2.95 might be the best value for any product ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
there should be football on
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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She is carrying JD Vance’s child lol
Aw, look at the baby, he's doing kissy face with the couch...he sure seems to like that thing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I finally deleted instagram . fuck that place.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the same recycled talking points from DARE dawg at least they had sick shirts
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
can’t believe tomorrow is already the last day of the year
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think Elon is the guy from the Time Enough At Last twilight zone episode but instead of time/no glasses he got money/no personality does that make sense
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I bet wet grandpa is gonna try and pardon Brazilian Sick Uncle from Brazilian Hospital Prison and Blame Venezuela when it doesn’t work. Okay everyone say something
You’re
Thankful for!
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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$5 says the dog's name is Bark Starr
IMPORTANT UPDATE
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
might just be because im stupid but has there always been this much Garbage H&M-quality pop music around? it’s like if bright lights and bold colors were songs and it’s like they exist only to exist. like none of them say anything meaningful or memorable. Microwaved Box of crayons but song
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
seems there’s a lot of belly-aching about Mark Kelly getting in Real Trouble but Real Trouble requires paperwork. secdef can’t read even when he’s sober so I ,not an attorney, would not consider this a Real problem
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
starting The family mashed potato recipe by placing potatoes behind the tires of an suv. Time intensive but worth it!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
it seems that some Not Bad things are happening, but surely not all of them. time to yell
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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🔎Turkey microwave cook time
🔎Turkey internal temp microwave
🔎Microwave turkey recipe
🔎Microwave safe turkey plate
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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skoL
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM