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when that tryptophan hits
Charles Entertainment Kirk about to go to sleep
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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WORK DONE

TIME TI BE MACHINE
MY BODY IS A 0kG MACHINE THAT TURNS COLD BEERS INTO WARM:PEE
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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struggling to believe this is a real human being
Jd in law from UT AUSTIN horns down Ba in history from Texas atm
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I think Elon is the guy from the Time Enough At Last twilight zone episode but instead of time/no glasses he got money/no personality does that make sense
None of us can imagine pulling out these tired jokes as a party trick, but it is comforting to know that money still can't buy some things, including being a cool and funny human being. It seems that's a common sentiment, as Musk himself got roasted on X when the Rogan clip surfaced, with one user mockingly posting, "Hey man. If you don't chill out I am going to do an Epic Vulgar Roast of you, with Forbidden Words. You better watch it man" and another describing Musk as a "black hole that sucks up humor and destroys it."
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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N I T S
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November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Leonardo pointing
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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make it 1 😤😤 thanks for doing this!!
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November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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¿👀🦁?
Kalen Deboer?????
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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and then they lost 40million dollars
Lilly Eli Lilly and Company & @EliLillyandCo We are excited to announce insulin is free now. 1:36 PM • 11/10/22 • Twitter for iPhone
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Skip being arrested
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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he’s yours now Hokies have fun
James Franklin trying
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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treb@treblaw.bsky.social• now the Grunk was there • 1 jaker @jaker.fightins.online•now WAS THE GRUNK THERE 月 企 企
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Hooting and hollering
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Pcbr profile. Also a real picture of him. That is him.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I don’t know Who this lady is and I will not allow you all to make me learn
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November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I read Empire of Pain and Dreamland last year and they were truly some of the most heartbreaking accounts of banal American evil you will find. this is what justice looks like to the best of our abilities. what a huge win
The deal overseen by U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Sean Lane would require members of the Sackler family who own the company to contribute up to $7 billion and give up ownership. The new agreement replaces one the U.S. Supreme Court rejected last year, finding it would have improperly protected members of the family against future lawsuits. The judge said he would explain his decision in a hearing on Tuesday. The deal is among the largest in a series of opioid settlements brought by state and local governments against drugmakers, wholesalers and pharmacies that totaled about $50 billion. It could close a long chapter — and maybe the entire book — on a legal odyssey over efforts to hold the company to account for its role in an opioid crisis connected to 900,000 deaths in the U.S. since 1999, including deaths from heroin and illicit fentanyl.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Fuck you senator cloak skin you spineless bag of shit
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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i usually have YouTube on for background noise while I mworking please Look at these WILD ads. I just kept Refreshing the page to see what else it would give me
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November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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we got a runner
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November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything O the ONION
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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football woke
Jordan love aborted a football
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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MattY “pee pee fingers” with a speech bubble I added
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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cmon literally back to back.
At a time when families desperately need relief, Washington's dysfunction is making life harder for families, and the last 39 days are proof. A record-long government shutdown paired with record-high health insurance cost increases is not the kind of history that the American people want Congress to make. Over the last several weeks, I've heard from Granite Staters who can't afford a doubling of their health insurance costs. I've also heard from families about the deep pain that the government shutdown has caused, made worse by a President who illegally and repeatedly chose to cut off help for families trying to buy groceries. After weeks of bipartisan conversations, I voted today to reopen the government so that we can get back to the work of helping Granite Staters. This agreement funds SNAP and food assistance programs, ensures that law enforcement, air traffic controllers, and other federal workers get paid, reverses the President's recent reckless layoffs and prevents them from happening in the future, and, crucially, gives Congress a clear path forward to protecting people's health care. Our work to deliver relief for families now enters an important phase. Congress has one month to engage in serious, bipartisan negotiations to extend the Affordable Care Act's expiring tax cuts for health insurance. My Democratic colleagues and I have been ready to work on this for months. With the government reopening shortly, Senate Republicans must finally come to the table — or, make no mistake, I urge Speaker Johnson to finally return the House of Representatives into session and quickly reopen the government. And I urge all Americans - in communities red, blue, and purple - to continue to speak out about the importance of affordable health care so that families across America can get the care that they need. MAGGIE HASSAN UNITED STATES SENATOR FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE 764 ≥ 39 5 ... Senator Maggie Hassan o @hassan.... • 3d President Trump claimed that he would cut
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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“secured a guaranteed vote” you fucking fool
Charlie Brown and Lucy but Charlie Brown is this shithead senator Shaheen who thinks making a deal with a lying fascist is a good idea. You can’t tell by the picture but she’s retiring and doesn’t care if Americans die. She should resign!
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM