Jak
@jak10h3.bsky.social
Data guy in the games industry, part-time gag-writer
Contemplating the IKEA Cuck Chair Dilemma
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Contemplating the IKEA Cuck Chair Dilemma
They call him Blofeld because he blos on the soup because it feld hot
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They call him Blofeld because he blos on the soup because it feld hot
Need someone to give the bullet heaven AuDHD mindrot treatment to Scrabble next.
Shin Scrabble. Scrabatro. Let's have it
Shin Scrabble. Scrabatro. Let's have it
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Need someone to give the bullet heaven AuDHD mindrot treatment to Scrabble next.
Shin Scrabble. Scrabatro. Let's have it
Shin Scrabble. Scrabatro. Let's have it
Now that we've all libbed out, the real hard work begins. We need to start libbing in
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Now that we've all libbed out, the real hard work begins. We need to start libbing in
It's gotten to the point now that Mariah-posting has become a more visible staple of the pre holiday season than hearing the song itself.
And I've just become part of the problem haven't I?
And I've just become part of the problem haven't I?
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It's gotten to the point now that Mariah-posting has become a more visible staple of the pre holiday season than hearing the song itself.
And I've just become part of the problem haven't I?
And I've just become part of the problem haven't I?
Join Charlie Bucket, heir to the Wonka fortune, as he journeys to Reverse Hades to rescue his grandma from being unborn
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Join Charlie Bucket, heir to the Wonka fortune, as he journeys to Reverse Hades to rescue his grandma from being unborn
Me when I see Patrick Fabian in anything:
Hey look what Howard Hamlin's up to now
Hey look what Howard Hamlin's up to now
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Me when I see Patrick Fabian in anything:
Hey look what Howard Hamlin's up to now
Hey look what Howard Hamlin's up to now
Oh damn, he's called Chuck? I've been calling him Chunk Schumer!
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Oh damn, he's called Chuck? I've been calling him Chunk Schumer!
No, no, no, my favourite show is Star *Trenk* (starring Trenk)
August 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
No, no, no, my favourite show is Star *Trenk* (starring Trenk)
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We've acquired the historic game magazine Computer Entertainer.
As in, we got the rights. We own the magazine. And we're putting it into the Creative Commons for anyone to use for free.
Learn more: gamehistory.org/computerente...
As in, we got the rights. We own the magazine. And we're putting it into the Creative Commons for anyone to use for free.
Learn more: gamehistory.org/computerente...
August 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We've acquired the historic game magazine Computer Entertainer.
As in, we got the rights. We own the magazine. And we're putting it into the Creative Commons for anyone to use for free.
Learn more: gamehistory.org/computerente...
As in, we got the rights. We own the magazine. And we're putting it into the Creative Commons for anyone to use for free.
Learn more: gamehistory.org/computerente...
Reposted by Jak
📁 Epstein Files
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📂They're on Bondi's desk
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📂They were forged
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📂They never existed
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📂Who's Bondi?
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📂Who's Epstein?
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📂Obama did 9/11
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📂Arrest Beyoncé
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📂They're on Bondi's desk
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📂They were forged
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📂They never existed
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📂Who's Bondi?
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📂Who's Epstein?
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📂Obama did 9/11
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📂Arrest Beyoncé
July 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
📁 Epstein Files
\
📂They're on Bondi's desk
\
📂They were forged
\
📂They never existed
\
📂Who's Bondi?
\
📂Who's Epstein?
\
📂Obama did 9/11
\
📂Arrest Beyoncé
\
📂They're on Bondi's desk
\
📂They were forged
\
📂They never existed
\
📂Who's Bondi?
\
📂Who's Epstein?
\
📂Obama did 9/11
\
📂Arrest Beyoncé
I preferred the dancing in Antz before Z and Bala fucked it all up
July 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I preferred the dancing in Antz before Z and Bala fucked it all up
Nervous first day working at SEGA?
Worry not
Just shadow the hedgehog
Worry not
Just shadow the hedgehog
July 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nervous first day working at SEGA?
Worry not
Just shadow the hedgehog
Worry not
Just shadow the hedgehog
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seeing the first signs of Woke 2
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
seeing the first signs of Woke 2
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I hope Toby Fox’s next game is called UNRELATED
June 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I hope Toby Fox’s next game is called UNRELATED
I think the Trump administration is discovering in real time the utter disdain that Americans feel for would be kings
June 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I think the Trump administration is discovering in real time the utter disdain that Americans feel for would be kings
I got suckered into buying those internet and underpants and they are not good
May 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I got suckered into buying those internet and underpants and they are not good
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Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
theonion.com/plan-to...
theonion.com/plan-to...
May 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
theonion.com/plan-to...
theonion.com/plan-to...
I'm in my kaiju era. Completely monster-coded fr fr
May 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm in my kaiju era. Completely monster-coded fr fr
My older cat doesn't like it when I try to make her into content
May 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My older cat doesn't like it when I try to make her into content
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Been working on a unifying theory for @ifbookspod.bsky.social
No need to thank me, I will simply accept a guest spot if they ever talk about Simon Sinek
No need to thank me, I will simply accept a guest spot if they ever talk about Simon Sinek
April 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Been working on a unifying theory for @ifbookspod.bsky.social
No need to thank me, I will simply accept a guest spot if they ever talk about Simon Sinek
No need to thank me, I will simply accept a guest spot if they ever talk about Simon Sinek
Reposted by Jak
🚨 POLL | Greens to win West of England Mayor
🟢 GRN 27% (+5)
🔴 LAB 23% (-10)
🟣 REF 18% (+18)
🔵 CON 17% (-12)
🟠 LD 13% (-3)
Via @YouGov, 9-23 April (+/- vs 2021)
🟢 GRN 27% (+5)
🔴 LAB 23% (-10)
🟣 REF 18% (+18)
🔵 CON 17% (-12)
🟠 LD 13% (-3)
Via @YouGov, 9-23 April (+/- vs 2021)
April 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
🚨 POLL | Greens to win West of England Mayor
🟢 GRN 27% (+5)
🔴 LAB 23% (-10)
🟣 REF 18% (+18)
🔵 CON 17% (-12)
🟠 LD 13% (-3)
Via @YouGov, 9-23 April (+/- vs 2021)
🟢 GRN 27% (+5)
🔴 LAB 23% (-10)
🟣 REF 18% (+18)
🔵 CON 17% (-12)
🟠 LD 13% (-3)
Via @YouGov, 9-23 April (+/- vs 2021)
More like Donald Wimp
Heh
Got 'em.
Heh
Got 'em.
April 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
More like Donald Wimp
Heh
Got 'em.
Heh
Got 'em.
We're already at the 'second half of Deathproof' stage of this administration
April 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We're already at the 'second half of Deathproof' stage of this administration