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Jak
@jak10h3.bsky.social
Data guy in the games industry, part-time gag-writer
Contemplating the IKEA Cuck Chair Dilemma
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They call him Blofeld because he blos on the soup because it feld hot
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Need someone to give the bullet heaven AuDHD mindrot treatment to Scrabble next.

Shin Scrabble. Scrabatro. Let's have it
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Now that we've all libbed out, the real hard work begins. We need to start libbing in
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It's gotten to the point now that Mariah-posting has become a more visible staple of the pre holiday season than hearing the song itself.

And I've just become part of the problem haven't I?
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Join Charlie Bucket, heir to the Wonka fortune, as he journeys to Reverse Hades to rescue his grandma from being unborn
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Me when I see Patrick Fabian in anything:

Hey look what Howard Hamlin's up to now
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Oh damn, he's called Chuck? I've been calling him Chunk Schumer!
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
No, no, no, my favourite show is Star *Trenk* (starring Trenk)
August 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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We've acquired the historic game magazine Computer Entertainer.

As in, we got the rights. We own the magazine. And we're putting it into the Creative Commons for anyone to use for free.

Learn more: gamehistory.org/computerente...
August 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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📁 Epstein Files
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📂They're on Bondi's desk
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📂They were forged
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📂They never existed
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📂Who's Bondi?
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📂Who's Epstein?
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📂Obama did 9/11
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📂Arrest Beyoncé
July 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I preferred the dancing in Antz before Z and Bala fucked it all up
July 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nervous first day working at SEGA?

Worry not

Just shadow the hedgehog
July 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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seeing the first signs of Woke 2
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I hope Toby Fox’s next game is called UNRELATED
June 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think the Trump administration is discovering in real time the utter disdain that Americans feel for would be kings
June 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I got suckered into buying those internet and underpants and they are not good
May 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
theonion.com/plan-to...
May 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm in my kaiju era. Completely monster-coded fr fr
May 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My older cat doesn't like it when I try to make her into content
May 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Waluigi Mangione
May 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Been working on a unifying theory for @ifbookspod.bsky.social

No need to thank me, I will simply accept a guest spot if they ever talk about Simon Sinek
April 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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🚨 POLL | Greens to win West of England Mayor

🟢 GRN 27% (+5)
🔴 LAB 23% (-10)
🟣 REF 18% (+18)
🔵 CON 17% (-12)
🟠 LD 13% (-3)

Via @YouGov, 9-23 April (+/- vs 2021)
April 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
More like Donald Wimp

Heh

Got 'em.
April 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
We're already at the 'second half of Deathproof' stage of this administration
April 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM