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The Dark Woke Terrier
@jackshawhan.bsky.social
He/Him. Father. Writer. Absurdist. Opinions Correct. Arm Chair Philosopher. History Nerd but-not-in-that-way. Writing at https://the-terrier.ghost.io/
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Look, some days you're busy and you don't have ideas for your "Let's write an article a day for 2 weeks" project, so you end up talking about a tier list for an Animated Musical. #HazbinHotel
Discussing My Ranking for Hazbin Hotel songs because it's Thanksgiving Week and I'm Busy
Hey, some days in this self-imposed writing challenge I have too many ideas for articles that I have to write two, but others: others I can barely scrap together two brain cells to even give you one h...
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Pumpkin has pretty privilege and name recognition but when it comes to cooking I find that there is always a better squash to use.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Anyway, Baldurs Gate III is arguably a Native American narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the squirting magical girl an illiterate icon.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Which scientists, we need to bully them.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I love MLs with all of my heart but for some reason the Addiction to Losing virus invaded their water pool and they sometimes end up being way too fucking doomer
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
More hot* beast ladies

*more monster like
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is what I look like first thing every morning
Spatchcocked and ready to dry brine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
With all due respect: what the fuck are you talking about? Did the indulgence papacy invent Alfredo sauce? Did Mussolini cure the first gabagool? If I eat Schnitzel with the spirit of Bitler invade my body? What in the performative woke is this?
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
*Busting down the door as someone is trying to enjoy a platter of Spaghetti* EXCUSE ME SIR but have you heard of a little thing called THE CRUSADES!?
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's basic calculus really, if one of them is manipulated, all of them are. That's not even counting the various way its training data is biased based on being largely from an American Perspective and also being trained on (buhuh) ... reddit
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Look, some days you're busy and you don't have ideas for your "Let's write an article a day for 2 weeks" project, so you end up talking about a tier list for an Animated Musical. #HazbinHotel
Discussing My Ranking for Hazbin Hotel songs because it's Thanksgiving Week and I'm Busy
Hey, some days in this self-imposed writing challenge I have too many ideas for articles that I have to write two, but others: others I can barely scrap together two brain cells to even give you one h...
the-terrier.ghost.io
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
By the time you get the prompt up an actual funny person will have dismantled you like a lego tower.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We're inventing new levels of guy we made up for Alex Hern to get mad at.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I've been hearing a lot that men are lonely lately...
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let's go ashes, let's go
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Everybody stop. This is not a drill. Something awful is in the works.
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh, we doin' memes now, Clair Obscura? #Expedition33
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've talked a lot about politics and media, so I figured it was time to speak a little bit about my person philosophy
Why I Cook: A Treatise on Hobbies
I cook. I like to cook, I find the experience of cooking quite exhilarating and my family reaps the benefits of this particular fascination. Growing up one of my favorite shows were cooking shows, Goo...
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November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh my God, one meeting with Mamdani and he drips.
Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro last night and plans to meet with him soon
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh Jesus Christ, Bezos was at Little St. James.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Big news day yesterday so Two Articles in One Day, I guess. I had to talk about MTG's Resignation Video, as it was incredibly funny to watch.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's Resignation Video is Incredibly Funny and You Should Watch It
Last night, following a weeks long break-up over Marjorie Taylor Greene's position that the pedophiles in the Epstein files should see justice vs. Trump's counter of: "nuh uhh", Large Marge finally re...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM