lily vanderwoodsenbasshumphrey
@jackietaylor.scares.men
avi is me. literally all i care about is sandwiches
in an open marriage with @gotobeddevin.bsky.social 🧸 🍑
Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social
in an open marriage with @gotobeddevin.bsky.social 🧸 🍑
Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social
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the production value on Lexi's play is insane
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the production value on Lexi's play is insane
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
is this fucking play about us ?
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
is this fucking play about us ?
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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Veronica came by to tell you “Meow.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Veronica came by to tell you “Meow.”
snowstorm all day and i prepared.
clean sheets, clean bathroom leftover Chinese, three vapes, and a cat ❤️
clean sheets, clean bathroom leftover Chinese, three vapes, and a cat ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
snowstorm all day and i prepared.
clean sheets, clean bathroom leftover Chinese, three vapes, and a cat ❤️
clean sheets, clean bathroom leftover Chinese, three vapes, and a cat ❤️
top and bottom are 100% correct
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
top and bottom are 100% correct
everyone who tells me that I'll eventually give in and start using ChatGPT doesn't understand that it's been 15y of body scanners at airports and i have still never used a single one
do not underestimate my commitment to boycotting harmful tech !
do not underestimate my commitment to boycotting harmful tech !
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
everyone who tells me that I'll eventually give in and start using ChatGPT doesn't understand that it's been 15y of body scanners at airports and i have still never used a single one
do not underestimate my commitment to boycotting harmful tech !
do not underestimate my commitment to boycotting harmful tech !
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The last embers of November.
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❤
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The last embers of November.
❤
❤
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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Price rising example: I love my everyday boots so for a few years I just reorder them on Black Friday. This is the price jump on the exact same product from 2024 to now ($28 sale price, $40 regular price!) One year!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Price rising example: I love my everyday boots so for a few years I just reorder them on Black Friday. This is the price jump on the exact same product from 2024 to now ($28 sale price, $40 regular price!) One year!!
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People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
fun question for Bluesky:
my husband has a sweet tooth and i need some candy recommendations for his stocking. what do you get someone who loves toffee, chocolate, and fudge?
my husband has a sweet tooth and i need some candy recommendations for his stocking. what do you get someone who loves toffee, chocolate, and fudge?
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
fun question for Bluesky:
my husband has a sweet tooth and i need some candy recommendations for his stocking. what do you get someone who loves toffee, chocolate, and fudge?
my husband has a sweet tooth and i need some candy recommendations for his stocking. what do you get someone who loves toffee, chocolate, and fudge?
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*but I was born in Albany,” I whisper, when they get around to deciding US Jews gotta “remigrate” to Tel Aviv
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*but I was born in Albany,” I whisper, when they get around to deciding US Jews gotta “remigrate” to Tel Aviv
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
pigeons
sparrows
squirrels
seagulls
chipmunks
I live in the city
pigeons
sparrows
squirrels
seagulls
chipmunks
I live in the city
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Moose
Black bears
Brown bears
Raccoons
Coyotes
Gosh I wanna list more
Moose
Black bears
Brown bears
Raccoons
Coyotes
Gosh I wanna list more
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Alligators
Rattlesnakes
Elk
Bison
Bear
Alligators
Rattlesnakes
Elk
Bison
Bear
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
pigeons
sparrows
squirrels
seagulls
chipmunks
I live in the city
pigeons
sparrows
squirrels
seagulls
chipmunks
I live in the city
i want frog legs
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i want frog legs
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okay Euphoria doing an Always Sunny tribute was NOT what I expected lolol
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
okay Euphoria doing an Always Sunny tribute was NOT what I expected lolol
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
reminder that you can just not buy anything today. i will be spending $0 (except maybe getting takeout) and i will be HAPPY
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
reminder that you can just not buy anything today. i will be spending $0 (except maybe getting takeout) and i will be HAPPY
throwback to thanksgivings of my youth
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
throwback to thanksgivings of my youth