Matt N
@jackandhishat.bsky.social
Newly minted Canadian. Infrastructure architect. Hobbyist console restorer. Caffeinated.
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They don’t want you to read this
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
They don’t want you to read this
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This is our country. This is our future. The choice is ours.
We choose Canada.
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We choose Canada.
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We choose Canada • Nous choisissons le Canada
YouTube video by Mark Carney
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January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This is our country. This is our future. The choice is ours.
We choose Canada.
youtu.be/_MTTo8Qt6tU?...
We choose Canada.
youtu.be/_MTTo8Qt6tU?...
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
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Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
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watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
We're REALLY overdue for another Alpha Protocol-esque game
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We're REALLY overdue for another Alpha Protocol-esque game
The planet will be immeasurably better off when we’re extinct
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The planet will be immeasurably better off when we’re extinct
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
3d printed and painted. Learned a lot from the process 😁
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
3d printed and painted. Learned a lot from the process 😁
I don’t get it, how do I keep ending up working for complete idiots
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don’t get it, how do I keep ending up working for complete idiots
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When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.
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That Failsauce Boss Baby pardoned a lying liar for lying and fraud is hardly shocking these days. The fact that it’s not is the shocking part.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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George Santos: 'Have a great life!' Trump orders prison release of disgraced ex-congressman
George Santos was jailed for seven years for stealing identities, including from members of his own family.
www.bbc.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
That Failsauce Boss Baby pardoned a lying liar for lying and fraud is hardly shocking these days. The fact that it’s not is the shocking part.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Young Republicans are praising Hitler. Here's why Democrats are to blame.
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Young Republicans are praising Hitler. Here's why Democrats are to blame.
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Don’t make me tap the sign.
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign.
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Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
LOS ANGELES—Describing the mood in the clubhouse as eerie and ominous, several members of the Los Angeles Dodgers told reporters Tuesday they have become increasingly unnerved since Shohei Ohtani’s in...
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October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
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ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
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Department of Homeland Security agents were seen abandoning one attempt to arrest a man in Chicago over the weekend after being outnumbered by protesters.
DHS agents retreat as Chicago cops refuse to shield them from swarming protesters
Department of Homeland Security agents were seen abandoning one attempt to arrest a man in Chicago over the weekend after being outnumbered by protesters. In at least one case, the Chicago Police Department was ordered not to assist federal agents swarmed by demonstrators, according to reports. In v...
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October 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Department of Homeland Security agents were seen abandoning one attempt to arrest a man in Chicago over the weekend after being outnumbered by protesters.
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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Hey FYI the main reason women get stress fractures in the Army is that the heavy rucksacks they carry WERE DESIGNED FOR MEN. They do a shit job of distributing weight to the hips (where we are stronger w our builds). It's a design flaw. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hey FYI the main reason women get stress fractures in the Army is that the heavy rucksacks they carry WERE DESIGNED FOR MEN. They do a shit job of distributing weight to the hips (where we are stronger w our builds). It's a design flaw. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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The internet is forever, Donald.
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The internet is forever, Donald.
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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is maybe the funniest thing we've ever done.
We're now almost certainly going to lose money on it, but that's not the point. We just want it out there.
We've also learned something: Make good art right now, and people will bust their ass to help you on short notice.
We're now almost certainly going to lose money on it, but that's not the point. We just want it out there.
We've also learned something: Make good art right now, and people will bust their ass to help you on short notice.
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is maybe the funniest thing we've ever done.
We're now almost certainly going to lose money on it, but that's not the point. We just want it out there.
We've also learned something: Make good art right now, and people will bust their ass to help you on short notice.
We're now almost certainly going to lose money on it, but that's not the point. We just want it out there.
We've also learned something: Make good art right now, and people will bust their ass to help you on short notice.