jens
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whatever hits the dopamine receptors
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whatever hits the dopamine receptors
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
Something something jackass movie something recession indicator
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Something something jackass movie something recession indicator
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If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
James Gunn's distant relative Westside
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
James Gunn's distant relative Westside
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Can we please stop saying this is the "dumbest possible timeline"? My buddy made this timeline..
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can we please stop saying this is the "dumbest possible timeline"? My buddy made this timeline..
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
25 more years of canadian depression
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
25 more years of canadian depression
Good things are happening at the Silent Hill DIY btw
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Good things are happening at the Silent Hill DIY btw
You know, i haven't heard *one* thing about how small his face was in the past week. he would rest happy knowing that.
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You know, i haven't heard *one* thing about how small his face was in the past week. he would rest happy knowing that.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Magical things can happen when yr local skate event has a company sponsor.
September 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Magical things can happen when yr local skate event has a company sponsor.
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SHIVERS [Easy: Failure] — The door ahead beckons. You hear a whisper, but you can't make out what it is. Your feet move on their own, and your sluggish steps take you to the roof. Why are you up here? What year is it? And why is the sun so bright? You look down. Reporters are shouting.
1. - Jump
1. - Jump
August 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
SHIVERS [Easy: Failure] — The door ahead beckons. You hear a whisper, but you can't make out what it is. Your feet move on their own, and your sluggish steps take you to the roof. Why are you up here? What year is it? And why is the sun so bright? You look down. Reporters are shouting.
1. - Jump
1. - Jump
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you should cancel your subscription to NYT, stop playing NYT games including wordle and the crosswords, and stop clicking on or sharing NYT articles. unambiguously pro-death newspaper and there’s no reason to continue reading them
July 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
you should cancel your subscription to NYT, stop playing NYT games including wordle and the crosswords, and stop clicking on or sharing NYT articles. unambiguously pro-death newspaper and there’s no reason to continue reading them
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You shouldn't skate switch to get better, you should skate switch to even up the pain in your legs
July 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You shouldn't skate switch to get better, you should skate switch to even up the pain in your legs
There needs to be a ban on cover songs on the radio until we figure out what the hell is going on
June 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
There needs to be a ban on cover songs on the radio until we figure out what the hell is going on
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"Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in Moralism?"
-Kingdom of Conscience, Disco Elysium
-Kingdom of Conscience, Disco Elysium
June 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in Moralism?"
-Kingdom of Conscience, Disco Elysium
-Kingdom of Conscience, Disco Elysium
Brian Wilson and Sly Stone in the same week knocks me down, man.
June 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Brian Wilson and Sly Stone in the same week knocks me down, man.
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Another Brian Wilson banger courtesy my friend Rachel
June 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Another Brian Wilson banger courtesy my friend Rachel
Drag King heel named Stolen Valor.
May 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Drag King heel named Stolen Valor.
I hate "feeds". Bring back the websites.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hate "feeds". Bring back the websites.