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Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation when you ask them to investigate
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation when you ask them to investigate
Instagram gets all the credit for changing skateboarding that QuickTime Media Player deserves.
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Instagram gets all the credit for changing skateboarding that QuickTime Media Player deserves.
Real watchers know the best footage drops after SOTY is announced.
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Real watchers know the best footage drops after SOTY is announced.
It’s not gatekeeping if they’re being paid $100,000/week by Russia to spread misinformation and sow division lol
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s not gatekeeping if they’re being paid $100,000/week by Russia to spread misinformation and sow division lol
Every clip I've ever seen of Jason Ellis has been against my will.
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every clip I've ever seen of Jason Ellis has been against my will.
Okay so who wants to break the news to Antonio Durao that he was in the running for SOTY?
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Okay so who wants to break the news to Antonio Durao that he was in the running for SOTY?
SOTYs come and go Quartersnacks Readers Poll is forever.
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
SOTYs come and go Quartersnacks Readers Poll is forever.
It’s not oversharing it’s releasing the raw files.
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s not oversharing it’s releasing the raw files.
Anyways here is my in no way comprehensive list of all the best skate video content from 2025.
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Anyways here is my in no way comprehensive list of all the best skate video content from 2025.
I don’t want skateboarding’s primary customer base to get old
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don’t want skateboarding’s primary customer base to get old
Zion’s part was great but the Jeezy track made me miss Brandon Biebel 😢
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Zion’s part was great but the Jeezy track made me miss Brandon Biebel 😢
Yes, skating El Toro is dangerous but if you’ve got a better way to get aging skateboarders to go back to school I’m all ears.
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yes, skating El Toro is dangerous but if you’ve got a better way to get aging skateboarders to go back to school I’m all ears.
Pros waiting to film their trick at Wallenberg
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Pros waiting to film their trick at Wallenberg
I know fresh drywall HATES to see a new Chris Joslin part coming.
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know fresh drywall HATES to see a new Chris Joslin part coming.
Started listening to the Beyond Boards podcast. Episode 1 is Nestor Judkins and he just said “I’m sure there’ll be another enjoi trip soon.”
a man in a mask is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man in a mask is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Started listening to the Beyond Boards podcast. Episode 1 is Nestor Judkins and he just said “I’m sure there’ll be another enjoi trip soon.”
HARDBODY introducing sister company 'SOFTBODY'
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
HARDBODY introducing sister company 'SOFTBODY'
“Chris jostling his way through a crowded field of SOTY contenders” Thrasher’s social media person can have that one for free 😇 💅🏼
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Chris jostling his way through a crowded field of SOTY contenders” Thrasher’s social media person can have that one for free 😇 💅🏼
There is only one way to end nostalgia’s stranglehold on skateboarding and unfortunately that’s going all in on recency bias.
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There is only one way to end nostalgia’s stranglehold on skateboarding and unfortunately that’s going all in on recency bias.
The time for creating shareholder value is over it's time to create shareholder fear
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The time for creating shareholder value is over it's time to create shareholder fear
I have the opposite of gear madness. Gear apathy. Who cares?
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have the opposite of gear madness. Gear apathy. Who cares?
I love being able to hold a physical version of my jokes I wish print journalism was real 😢
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I love being able to hold a physical version of my jokes I wish print journalism was real 😢
Smoking that shit that made hubba hideout
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Smoking that shit that made hubba hideout
Street skater with an anger problem who wears a helmet just to have something else to smash after focusing his board
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Street skater with an anger problem who wears a helmet just to have something else to smash after focusing his board
Baby’s first skate lesson 🥹
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Baby’s first skate lesson 🥹
Just because it’s a cash grab doesn’t mean it can’t also be cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just because it’s a cash grab doesn’t mean it can’t also be cool.