@fernballew.bsky.social
Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
No amount of propaganda has radicalized me more than old archived footage. Looks like heaven compared to now
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No amount of propaganda has radicalized me more than old archived footage. Looks like heaven compared to now
You think Free Skate Mag is actually free?
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You think Free Skate Mag is actually free?
Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation when you ask them to investigate
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation when you ask them to investigate
Anyways here is my in no way comprehensive list of all the best skate video content from 2025.
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Anyways here is my in no way comprehensive list of all the best skate video content from 2025.
I don’t want skateboarding’s primary customer base to get old
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don’t want skateboarding’s primary customer base to get old
Pros waiting to film their trick at Wallenberg
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Pros waiting to film their trick at Wallenberg
I love being able to hold a physical version of my jokes I wish print journalism was real 😢
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I love being able to hold a physical version of my jokes I wish print journalism was real 😢
Baby’s first skate lesson 🥹
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Baby’s first skate lesson 🥹
Just because it’s a cash grab doesn’t mean it can’t also be cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just because it’s a cash grab doesn’t mean it can’t also be cool.
Showed our kids their first Bronze56k video this weekend.
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Showed our kids their first Bronze56k video this weekend.
My YouTube search is in shambles
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My YouTube search is in shambles
Me after spending $15 on a skate video I’ve never heard of
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me after spending $15 on a skate video I’ve never heard of
Went back for seconds
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Went back for seconds
This and a cousin walk 😍
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This and a cousin walk 😍
Thrasher posting enders five minutes after a part drops
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thrasher posting enders five minutes after a part drops
We’re so fucking back
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We’re so fucking back
Paul Shier walked so Antonio Durao could run
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Paul Shier walked so Antonio Durao could run
Landlords when they buy and move into a communal living building and have to live communally
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Landlords when they buy and move into a communal living building and have to live communally
Proudly raising the next generation of loiterers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Proudly raising the next generation of loiterers.
The only proof I have that I skated today is the new board I had to set up.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The only proof I have that I skated today is the new board I had to set up.
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson