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isopup.dog
Pup Iso Metamucil Fan Club President
@isopup.dog
31, Married (monogomish), Gay, Horny, Software Developer, ADHD, Anxiety, Dumb Smelly Muscle Dog
Seriously download signal https://signal.org

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SATX currently, Palm Springs 2026
Signal: @pupiso.63
Telegram: @Is0metry


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Pinned
Clean dog.
Anyways look at my slutty lil outfit for the gym today ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
NGL sometimes I get a lil down on myself about metrics. I know that’s not important and is essentially why I don’t use other apps, but it’s still a lil disheartening when this is my primary social media platform & post daily and yet dudes big on insta can post 1x/month and still have more followers
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You heard the man show him some love!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My curse is that I’m a bottom with an irresistible lust for white bean chicken chili
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Jump ship and drown* bitches

*metaphorically. The ship is a figure of speech. I’m not actually wishing harm on anyone. This is a joke
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In the gym locker room there was a guy changing while on speakerphone with what I can only assume was a nurse discussing someone’s test results. Like, congestive liver failure was mentioned. Seriously what the FUCK y’all?!?! Do you not WANT privacy???
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Happy to announce I’m now working with Frens of Dorothy! Use code “ISOPUP” to get 15% off— I’m totally kidding. I politely told them to piss off
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This remains my favorite Christmas song of all time.
sjowgren - this year for christmas
YouTube video by sjowgren
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Belly rubs pls? My tummy’s been off all day
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I had to stop at the title sequence to pick my jaw off the floor.
So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I made a fren
By which I mean: he was hanging out on a cable and I screamed cuz I assumed him to be the mummified corpse of a fren. I released him out into the side yard.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When two queens come together to discuss jointly maximizing slay.
"I've long been inspired by Lina Khan's protection of people across this country in the face of corporate greed"

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mamdani tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social how Lina Khan will get creative to lower prices for New Yorkers

zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Flunked out of the engineering path, got a comp sci degree before the world went to shit. Wanted to be a SV entrepreneur before realizing that they are in fact the worst people ever. Took a DS course and graduated 3 months after Ch*tG*T dropped. Now I just try not to be evil.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Would you still love me if I was an MLOps engineer?
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Do not interact
Block and report
Seriously, this is way out of line.
Oh! More people are showing me stuff he posted but deleted about me. I have no words
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We’re home 🥹😭
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It sucks that I’m so considerate of others
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WiFi’s back and I’m on the floor show…it’s definitely an improvement…can we please, PLEASE stop with religious service interrupted and it ends with the preacher becoming their true self as a bit? It’s like 80% of drag musical challenges.
Finally catching up on last week’s Dragula. I have to hand it to the Boulets for bravely taking the criticism that the last musical challenge they did was boring, made the contestants look bad, and felt like a poor fit for the show, and then decided to do it again while mocking us abt it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Finally catching up on last week’s Dragula. I have to hand it to the Boulets for bravely taking the criticism that the last musical challenge they did was boring, made the contestants look bad, and felt like a poor fit for the show, and then decided to do it again while mocking us abt it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If you’re reading this in CONUS it’s too early get back to bed babes ❤️❤️❤️
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
She looks
Like all of your girls but blonder
A little like me, just younger
Bet she loves when she hears you say
“You’re so mature for your age” Babe
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Sorry the locker room smells like balls, @pupperstucker.bsky.social and I were just doing our post-lift cooldown
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Happy Dadurday, kittens.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM