Wait how do you have a dick and head but no torso? Where’d it go???

I’m the gay oldest son. My brother is the gay youngest son. We have no other siblings 😂

What I really need is a change, a good change. A better job, some social interaction, a break to the routine. I haven’t had the energy emotionally for a lot of this but I’m hoping I can use having Friday off to help a bit. I can change things, I just have to believe I can.

Ultimately the solution to this is that I need to make the world outside this place bigger. I’ve put a lot of my personal exploration on hold since I’m theoretically moving and don’t want to set up roots just to rip them up…but is that the reason? Or am I just afraid to put myself out there?

I get that my lack of engagement on other platforms is probably why I don’t have a bigger following on here, but given that this is basically my only connection to the pup & queer world… I kinda wish that world didn’t feel as small

Like I don’t use TikTok. youtube has me in a chokehold but I don’t post content. My insta is private and I only use it for messaging ppl and to occasionally use so I can remember why I don’t like instagram. Yet my most popular post has way under 1k likes.

I like to click on the weirdest ads possible so that I get served more. Then I click on those. It’s like edging for algorithms and I never let them cum.

I’m so fucking sorry 🫂. Unfortunately the bar for an involuntary psych hold is pretty much complete disconnection from reality (speaking from experience) so that’s not exactly surprising. Stay safe and protect yourself and your heart any way you need to.

It’s really good! We had it for dinner and I’m having it for lunch again. RIP everyone around my desk

Actually their flesh gets melted off and their skeleton collapses onto the bed

FYI I’m very good at taking things. 🥵🥵🥵

I don’t think it was, since I don’t think they were a health professional, but even more than that it was WEIRD and UNCOMFORTABLE. There are conversations that strangers just should not be privy to and that is certainly one of them.

Wild thing is it was almost definitely a loved one and based on the number of “unfortunately”s the news was not exactly positive. He didn’t say a word the entire time so idk if he was on a group call or what the fuck the situation was but I put in my headphones w/o audio just cuz I was uncomfortable

When they drug tested me for my job I drank so much water the test got flagged as too diluted. I genuinely thought I was going to explode waiting to give that sample.

Don’t know, and honestly don’t really care enough to find out. Their stuff’s a ripoff no matter who’s selling it.

It was a very polite “thanks for the response have a nice evening” at which point I blocked them (which evidently I hadn’t done yet). Not interested in being mean, just wanted to make clear that I’m not gonna use my reputation to sell microdose fiber gummies r whatever.