Pup Iso Metamucil Fan Club President
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isopup.dog
Pup Iso Metamucil Fan Club President
@isopup.dog
31, Married (monogomish), Gay, Horny, Software Developer, ADHD, Anxiety, Dumb Smelly Muscle Dog
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SATX currently, Palm Springs 2026
Signal: @pupiso.63
Telegram: @Is0metry


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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When I pulled into the gym parking lot yesterday, this guy walked behind my car and was kind of scowling. He walked past, stopped, then backtracked, scowling even more. I thought maybe I had done something wrong…at which point I realized he was looking at the left side. At which point I remembered
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Anyways look at my slutty lil outfit for the gym today ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Happy to announce I’m now working with Frens of Dorothy! Use code “ISOPUP” to get 15% off— I’m totally kidding. I politely told them to piss off
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Belly rubs pls? My tummy’s been off all day
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I made a fren
By which I mean: he was hanging out on a cable and I screamed cuz I assumed him to be the mummified corpse of a fren. I released him out into the side yard.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It sucks that I’m so considerate of others
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
She looks
Like all of your girls but blonder
A little like me, just younger
Bet she loves when she hears you say
“You’re so mature for your age” Babe
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Every. Single. Time.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Some of the fun pics I took on the cruise. Happy to be back on land, but man did I have a good time (except for the sunburn sustained in the last pic use protection y’all)
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Spent the day on a catamaran. Also unknowingly faced my submechanophobia and moderate fear of fish touching me (hubby tricked me into it)
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not to be cringe on main but I sat on the balcony and wrote a poem
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I will never be tired of this weird rock we all live on.
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Good morning! Who’s gonna give me a tongue bath today?
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hey sailing unit
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Posting to make @nachochip.bsky.social horny
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Made our flight 😮‍💨. Sitting on the floor with the love of my life. Also my husband (not pictured).
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Got my sweat on and now I feel better
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Okay I know it’s almost passé for the gays to defend albums from their childhood, but please know that I mean this without the slightest hint of irony: this album actually holds up
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Strong dog
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Senate democrats be like:
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A pit for you this #mcm
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did I wake up at 4AM unable to fall back asleep? Yep! Did I decide to use that time to play portal 2 while using my bullmaster? You’re goddamn right I did
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM