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object flinger
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier

these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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the problem with this website is it should be a viable twitter alternative but the vibe is too much gen x facebook and frankly it makes me so depressed
I feel seen 😂
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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I did my first "Sounds interesting, let's touch base after the holidays" today, and it felt great. Did not specify that I meant Easter. They'll figure it out.
December 10, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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disgrace
December 8, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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people in the media are always like "this country is too divided. we need to come together and find common ground" and then when that happened this week they all started sobbing and saying "nooo not like that!!"
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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the thing about “eat the rich” is that it’s a reasonable thing to advocate for as a justified response because THE RICH ARE ALREADY EATING US. they make us break our bodies to line their pockets until we burn out and die before our time. we can all look up life expectancy by net worth!
December 6, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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#birdbot
December 4, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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this is something right wing evangelicals actually preach from the pulpit
December 4, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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watching that Netflix documentary about Jon-Benet Ramsey and i feel like everyone involved in making child beauty pageants exist should be in prison
November 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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THINGS/LODECO.GIF
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 AM
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I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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genie: (doing my laundry) this is bullshit
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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#birdbot
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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Eric Williams: “British historians write almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it.”
November 26, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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People always ask you to extend empathy to the most evil fucks in the world. I hope Dennis Prager gets everything he's wished upon gay and trans people his entire career
November 26, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”

YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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Ancestral memories
November 24, 2024 at 2:14 PM