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Isa is on the Naughty List. Where else would I be?
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Cocktail devotee. Lover of crime. Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made. She/Her
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Bandcamp is waiving fees today and giving all artists 100% of sales so go buy some fuckin music
HAPPY CASTLE RAT ALBUM RELEASE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Idiot Elevator Inspector sent an invoice with a line entry for mileage not billed last month. I checked, and he actually HAD billed the mileage. Boss is going to handle it because I would reach through the phone to strangle him when he denies it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Got another phishing email to my govt email. Once again, it was a test from IT security. The only phishing emails I get are tests from IT. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Damn. Only rain. Cold but not freezing rain. Guess I'm going to work.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Oooh, maybe I can collect some moon ice! 🌕🌨
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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That Pantone white-is-the-color-of-the-year thing is complete, bonkers-level racist. Disgusting and inane.
Ok, now I'm certain. "Leatrice Eiseman, Executive Director of the Pantone Color Institute, said: 'At this time of transformation, when we are reimagining our future and our place in the world, Cloud Dancer is a discrete white hue offering a promise of clarity.'"
Pantone’s colour of the year 2026 divides opinion amid mounting social media backlash
The colour giant’s shade choice for 2026 – white hue Cloud Dancer – has been described by Pantone as a ‘symbol of calming influence in a frenetic society’, but not everyone agrees as social media user...
cosmeticsbusiness.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's not supposed to get colder than 36F tonight but it's not going to get above 37F all day.
Best case scenario: we get enough snow and ice that I don't have to go to work tomorrow, and then it clears up by Saturday so I can go shopping.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I wonder why my apartment is so cold?
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
.....And this is the episode where Jacob Stone becomes Eliot Spencer.
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A little bit on the nose, I think.
I thought they might have chosen greige, and this isn't far from it.

Pantone's Colour of the Year:
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Best case scenario: we get enough snow and ice that I don't have to go to work tomorrow, and then it clears up by Saturday so I can go shopping.
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
As a home shopper, one of my favorite pickup orders was the tiny old lady who wanted heavy-duty trash bags, 2 gallons of bleach, a pint of strawberries, and chocolate sauce.
"a galvanized pipe, end caps, electrical wire, battery clips and white kitchen timers"

shit, now I'm wondering if I made bombs after I setup a solar battery charger and boiled some eggs
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The dentist office called me 5 minutes before I was going to leave to ask if I could come earlier. Um, no. I'm 20+ minutes away, and I hadn't packed up my stuff yet.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Ah, yes. The famous Romulan Butt Meld.
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm leaving work in about an hour to go to the dentist 😱
Trying to decide if I want to catch up on some work or
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Doesn’t seem great that all the animals are turning to booze.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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If you fancy some political dark fantasy this holiday season, why not check out the re-release of my debut book? ⚔️

The Cruel God’s Awakening (The Commune’s Curse: Book 1) is coming 15th December and is just 99p / 99c on ebook! Pre-order here: mybook.to/TCGAtcc1

#darkfantasy #fantasyreads #BookSky
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy anniversary to this skeet.
Let's name songs with the word moot. I'll go first

Jesse's Girl
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I told the boss Oct was finished. I'm not telling him about the oversight.
Crap. I thought that major project was finished. It isn't. Discovered 30 more prevention maintenance work orders to enter.
Then I can start on the November list of 124 orders
None of this includes the regular, daily work orders for Nov. That stack of paper is almost an inch thick.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
All cats should be indoor cats.
🇫🇷 French cat under “house arrest” after neighbour's complaint

A French cat has been put under “house arrest” after a neighbour complained he kept jumping into his garden.
#AFPVertical
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Crap. I thought that major project was finished. It isn't. Discovered 30 more prevention maintenance work orders to enter.
Then I can start on the November list of 124 orders
None of this includes the regular, daily work orders for Nov. That stack of paper is almost an inch thick.
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Does anyone know where I can stream the #DoctorWho Christmas specials in the US? Right now, I’m looking for Last Christmas (as I was whammed today), but I like to watch all the new who specials this time of year.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just did an inventory of the presents I've already bought. I thought for sure there were more of them.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The fallout from this is that I had to hobble around with my cane today. I couldn't find a comfortable position to sit at my desk. And I have a massive headache.
But a massive project I've been working on since October is done!
Today was grueling. Between formatting multiple spreadsheets and scanning dozens of reports, I'm exhausted and sore. I still have 3 Must Do chores to take care of tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The delight this brought me this morning. 😂🎄
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM