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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 2h

a cartoon character says " we 'll go somewhere where there 's cheese .. "

Alt: Wallace says to Gromit, "We 'll go somewhere where there's cheese!" He looks incredibly excited and who wouldn't, when cheese is involved.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 4h

Settlers of Healthplan.

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 4h

No problem. I'm really good at this game!

Ticket to Ride game board with cities linked with different color rail lines.

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Mx. D. D. Ward (they/them) @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 4h

Hello All! I'm DD Ward.

I write stuff. Have you checked my stuff? It's free.

www.patreon.com/ddwardiswrit...

• The Plight of the Last Paladin
• Daughters of the Digital Empire
• Hunted in the Wolf Wood
• The Husband Poisoning Society

Various salacious fiction

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 4h

Maybe they should have a bake sale.

I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 4h

I've picked out and edited a scene from a short story to read at the writer's salon on Saturday. Now to practice reading it aloud!

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 4h

What a handsome fellow!

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 4h

a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people and says boo ! boo !

Alt: A scene from Princess Bride when a woman comes out of a crowd of people and yells, "Boo ! Boo!"

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 7h

Look at this lovely weather! Next Friday is State Fair day and it looks perfect!

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 9h

There are pig farms nearby. 😉

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 10h

Can you shiv someone via email?

No reason. Just curious.

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 10h

Happy Cake and Book Day!

I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 10h

I was reading Lawrence Block's book Telling Lies for Fun and Profit (1981) yesterday. (My favorite editing book & fave author.)
He said the exact same thing!

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 10h

"IT Help Desk. A bear, you say. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 10h

I sent an email this morning saying I had left a message and asked him to call so we can figure out why he can't log in.
His response: it's not my job to figure out why. I'm supposed to enter the information.

"I can't log in" isn't enough information. Is there a bear between you & the keyboard?🤷‍♂️

I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 1d

I'm leaving in 4 minutes so I guess IEI is going to have to wait for an answer. Even if he called right now, it would take too long. I can't stay late.

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 10h

I want the extra long neck in the bottom right panel so I can see over crowds. I do not want the extra limbs in the top right. It's hard enough to find clothes that fit.

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I saw dead people but I have an alibi @isamclaren.bsky.social · 12h

Remote controls are subject to being pulled through portals to another realm without warning. There is no rhyme or reason that humans can discern. Good luck. And check the batteries when it returns. Those fae folk can be tricksy.