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The Northwoods League season got underway yesterday, and already, the nonsense is afoot
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I get why they would not want to do it but man the Broncos should have brought out the throwbacks for this game
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I get why they would not want to do it but man the Broncos should have brought out the throwbacks for this game
Send your kicker out for the coin toss, he wins it, OF COURSE he's going to elect to kick
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Send your kicker out for the coin toss, he wins it, OF COURSE he's going to elect to kick
We are on high alert for the refs fucking up so badly in this overtime that it results in a rule change in the offseason
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We are on high alert for the refs fucking up so badly in this overtime that it results in a rule change in the offseason
Two important points here:
1. Hell
2. Yeah
1. Hell
2. Yeah
Volleyball NCAA tourney starts this week. Let’s goooooo sports.yahoo.com/college-spor...
NCAA women's volleyball tournament bracket revealed: Can undefeated Nebraska win it all? Who could play spoiler?
Here are our biggest takeaways and questions ahead of the 2025 NCAA women’s volleyball tournament, which begins on Tuesday and wraps up with the championship game on Sunday, Dec. 21.
sports.yahoo.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Two important points here:
1. Hell
2. Yeah
1. Hell
2. Yeah
With their official elimination today, here are some CHI/STL/PHX/ARZ Cardinals fun facts:
- Since 1949, they've only won 2 playoff games without Kurt Warner at QB
- Assuming 17-game seasons, if they started winning every game they played with next week, the franchise would hit .500 in November 2038
- Since 1949, they've only won 2 playoff games without Kurt Warner at QB
- Assuming 17-game seasons, if they started winning every game they played with next week, the franchise would hit .500 in November 2038
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
With their official elimination today, here are some CHI/STL/PHX/ARZ Cardinals fun facts:
- Since 1949, they've only won 2 playoff games without Kurt Warner at QB
- Assuming 17-game seasons, if they started winning every game they played with next week, the franchise would hit .500 in November 2038
- Since 1949, they've only won 2 playoff games without Kurt Warner at QB
- Assuming 17-game seasons, if they started winning every game they played with next week, the franchise would hit .500 in November 2038
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I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
New Orleans Pelicans also belong in the "there are too many professional sports teams" dumpster
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
New Orleans Pelicans also belong in the "there are too many professional sports teams" dumpster
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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I named my fists Currier and Ives for the way they make a colorful and memorable impression on your face
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I named my fists Currier and Ives for the way they make a colorful and memorable impression on your face
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Void my bowels immediately, slip in my own shit, fumble ball away
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Void my bowels immediately, slip in my own shit, fumble ball away
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I don't want to read some dumbass OU student's paper and don't feel I need to. What I want to see is a bunch of professors from all over just absolutely tear into it and to that student for being soft and stupid.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don't want to read some dumbass OU student's paper and don't feel I need to. What I want to see is a bunch of professors from all over just absolutely tear into it and to that student for being soft and stupid.
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My brain is so perfect that I don't know why I got an MRI
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My brain is so perfect that I don't know why I got an MRI
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writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
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criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
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criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
Oh God I think 60 Minutes is fluffing Polymarket tonight, finally, a news outlet takes a wholly uncritical look at online gambling
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh God I think 60 Minutes is fluffing Polymarket tonight, finally, a news outlet takes a wholly uncritical look at online gambling
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Making me go to work after a holiday and also while we are having weather should quite frankly be unconstitutional
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Making me go to work after a holiday and also while we are having weather should quite frankly be unconstitutional
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People assumed there were no risks to using Charmin
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
People assumed there were no risks to using Charmin
I'm sorry, more snow?!?
MONDAY / MONDAY NIGHT SNOW
Our next round of snow arrives Monday afternoon, lasting through the evening and then tapering off overnight. Areas near and south of I-80 will likely see 2-4" with 1-3" expected north of I-80. Expect impacts to your Monday evening commute.
Our next round of snow arrives Monday afternoon, lasting through the evening and then tapering off overnight. Areas near and south of I-80 will likely see 2-4" with 1-3" expected north of I-80. Expect impacts to your Monday evening commute.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm sorry, more snow?!?
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
This is the entire reason the Atlanta Falcons exist
Nick Folk drills a line drive 56 yd FG that gives the Jets a walkoff win
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is the entire reason the Atlanta Falcons exist
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Oh my God of COURSE they are
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh my God of COURSE they are
These Walmart commercials are enough to convince me to build a time machine, head back 27 years, and convince the Geisel estate that the Grinch IP needs to get locked down and never made into another film or television property
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
These Walmart commercials are enough to convince me to build a time machine, head back 27 years, and convince the Geisel estate that the Grinch IP needs to get locked down and never made into another film or television property
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“i made the difficult decision to accept the head coaching position at lsu” is unintentionally extremely funny
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“i made the difficult decision to accept the head coaching position at lsu” is unintentionally extremely funny
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What also gets me is that pretty much every faculty member I know is eager to engage with different viewpoints. You brought real data and interpreted it differently? Hell yes. You’re thinking! It’s the empty baseless slop, all emotion and no thought, that we push back against. That’s the job.
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What also gets me is that pretty much every faculty member I know is eager to engage with different viewpoints. You brought real data and interpreted it differently? Hell yes. You’re thinking! It’s the empty baseless slop, all emotion and no thought, that we push back against. That’s the job.
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This is what almost every one of my colleagues worries about. You can do everything right. Every bit. And if someone wants to end your career, they likely can. Evidence doesn’t matter. Empty rage fuels them and will keep doing so. As long as admins cower before the wolves, it’s the dark times.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is what almost every one of my colleagues worries about. You can do everything right. Every bit. And if someone wants to end your career, they likely can. Evidence doesn’t matter. Empty rage fuels them and will keep doing so. As long as admins cower before the wolves, it’s the dark times.