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Randy Meeks
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by three spirits."
Katya, Violet, and Jasmine starring in the critically acclaimed Shakesqueer acting challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Again, y'all follow me for cartoon dicks, and in practice this account is nothing of the sort
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Hallmark Mayhem & Massacre
Logo for Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Detective Blep is on the case
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This is so unserious
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Hallmark Channel brings us possibilities for innuendo never before imagined in the synopsis featuring the words "a passionate glassblower"

No, it's not the dude who's been licking his lips a bunch in those cozy murder mysteries, I know, I'm as disappointed as y'all are
Banner image for Melt My Heart This Christmas, featuring two white people amidst Christmas splendor run amok.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Supernatural Thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Hawkeye & Quicksilver's Thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 1:39 AM
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Ew, who told Hallmark about generative AI
Uncanny family photo from the opening credits of A Keller Christmas Vacation, featuring clumsily deaged Brandon Routh, Jonathan Bennett, and Eden Sher.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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“Critics who actually watch a great deal of streaming television for the purpose of appraising it these days are somewhat like children staring directly at the sun. You’re not supposed to watch it! The whole point is that it’s supposed to just be there, glowing, while you do something else.”
Everything Is Television
A theory of culture and attention
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November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Doing one of those earnest posts where we kindly remind you that we lost half our operating budget over the summer, and that we're looking for ways to keep this whole thing going, and that if you like what we do or that we exist, the best thing you could possibly do to support us is to subscribe
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November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Mt. Wolf - Life Size Ghosts (Catching Flies Remix)
YouTube video by Majestic Casual
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November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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i think art is good, and i think recognizing when artists are doing something new and weird is also good.

here's me losing my shit about fake video games for nearly 2 hours

youtu.be/5hkkCbxoaz0
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Two observations:
a. all werewolves are French
b. more techno with final act twist guitar solos please
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I Hate Models - Werewolf Disco Club [DI002]
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November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Johnny Dynamite & The Bloodsuckers - Bats In The Woods (Official Video)
YouTube video by Born Losers Records
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November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The Witcher Recasting (SFW?)
Drawing of Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia leaning over Liam Hemsworth as Geralt of Rivia, lying on the floor with his ass in the air and legs wide open. Both men are dressed only in their underwear, Liam’s white boxer briefs tightening over his bulge. Folding chairs with the actors’ names are visible in the background, and copies of screenplays are lying around. “Damn, training my own replacement is much more fun than I thought!” says Henry. “All this grunting, and huffing, and growling comes to you so naturally. You’ll be a great Witcher, man!” Henry spits on Liam’s crotch with a grin. “That new Superman guy wants me to share some tips with him, too! He’s so hyped for the role I bet he’ll end up taking more than a tip!” “Shut up and fuck me already!” shouts Liam.
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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The Witcher Recasting
Drawing of naked Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia leaning over naked Liam Hemsworth as Geralt of Rivia, lying on the floor with his ass in the air and legs wide open. Liam’s soft cock is leaking precum on his stomach, and a chain of large silicone beads is sticking out of his asshole. Folding chairs with the actors’ names are visible in the background, and copies of screenplays are lying around. “Damn, training my own replacement is much more fun than I thought!” says Henry. “All this grunting, and huffing, and growling comes to you so naturally. You’ll be a great Witcher, man!” Henry spits into Liam’s ass with a grin. “And look at that hole opening for me! You done this before? Have your big brothers made you their bitch?” “Shut up and fuck me already!” shouts Liam.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Anyway, давай, сезон семь!
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Wolfram feat Holy Ghost! - Hold My Breath (Johan Agebjörn feat. Sally Shapiro Remix) | HD
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November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Thor & Heimdall
Drawing of Thor, naked save for white tube socks, standing on his knees with his arms tied behind his back. Heimdall, also naked, is fucking him in the ass while holding Thor by the shoulders. "Heim! Dall! Har! Der!" shouts Thor with each powerful thrust, shooting ropes of semen. "Wreck! My! Ass! Hole!"
July 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Green Arrow (1/3)
Drawing of Oliver Queen wearing his Green Arrow mask and a green sleeveless hoodie with no pants. He's holding a phone in one hand and a water bottle labelled "Archer? I hardly know her! Arrow Cleaner" in the other. "Click the link below to claim your special Justice League membership," he reads off the screen. "I can finally meet Superman! Click!" His eyes fill with hypnotic spirals and he starts to drool. "Spiral pretty. Ollie horny," he smiles while his throbbing cock begins to leak, "Ollie happy. Head empty."
May 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Luigi's Mansion
Cartoon drawing of Luigi with the Poltergust on his back, wearing only small bikini briefs and well-worn socks, kneeling with his back to us. In one hand he has a tiny bottle with visible fumes over it, while the other holds the Poltergust hose with suspicious green goo dripping from it next to Luigi's crotch. Luigi's looking over his shoulder at us in surprise.
March 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Superman: Clark Kent & Lex Luthor
Drawing of naked Lex Luthor on all fours in front of Clark Kent. Lex is covered in streaks of cum dripping all over him from his bald head to his ass, and is gasping is the mixture of pain and excitement. Clark, wearing a blue t-shirt with a logo and glasses, thrusts into Lex from behind, staring vacantly into the middle distance. "Are these smart glasses or dumb glasses you gave me, Mr. Luthor?" says Clark, happily drooling as spirals spin in the glasses. "Because I kinda feel real dumb! And horny! Spirals get me so hard!"
July 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Star-Lord: Autopilot
Drawing of Star-Lord blissfully listening to his Walkman with a stupid grin on his face. He's wearing only a white mesh crop top, holding a tape player and a blunt in one hand, and a big bottle of lube in the other. His cock with a silver ring at the base is pointing eagerly up. "Hello again, gooner," says the voice on the tape, "It's time to put your spaceship on autopilot and shut down your brain. Clear your head and let this tape guide you." The room around Peter swells with psychedelic spirals as tiny cartoon sparks circle his head. "Don't think. Just relax and sink deep into trance," the tape continues, "You don't need a brain. You shall put your body on autopilot too and goon the weekend away in three...two...one..."
June 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Star-Lord's Bate (SFW?!?!!???)
Drawing of Peter Quill with his legs spread wide for us all to see him furiously masturbate to a tape with instructions in his Walkman. With his mouth hanging open, he stares at his bulging boxers, going deeper and deeper, unable to stop gooning. His heavy bulge is front and center. In his hand Peter holds a Magic Wand, pressing the vibrator to his cock and balls.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM