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Randy Meeks
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by three spirits."
Katya, Violet, and Jasmine starring in the critically acclaimed Shakesqueer acting challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Hallmark Mayhem & Massacre
Logo for Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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the elusive ideal
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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but also yes, yes it is. also he bakes cookies in one of those movies
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Hallmark Channel brings us possibilities for innuendo never before imagined in the synopsis featuring the words "a passionate glassblower"

No, it's not the dude who's been licking his lips a bunch in those cozy murder mysteries, I know, I'm as disappointed as y'all are
Banner image for Melt My Heart This Christmas, featuring two white people amidst Christmas splendor run amok.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Other than that, not the worst thing the Hallmark Channel has done. Sibling three stooges hijinks instead of the usual career gals in small towns do a body good.
Brandon Routh, Jonathan Bennett, and Eden Sher as siblings in A Keller Christmas Vacation.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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And then pretty much after the AI-generated opening credits one of the main characters loses her job to AI automation. Didn't Alanis Morissette have a song about this
Eden Sher as the youngest Keller child in A Keller Christmas Vacation.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Ew, who told Hallmark about generative AI
Uncanny family photo from the opening credits of A Keller Christmas Vacation, featuring clumsily deaged Brandon Routh, Jonathan Bennett, and Eden Sher.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The Witcher Recasting (SFW?)
Drawing of Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia leaning over Liam Hemsworth as Geralt of Rivia, lying on the floor with his ass in the air and legs wide open. Both men are dressed only in their underwear, Liam’s white boxer briefs tightening over his bulge. Folding chairs with the actors’ names are visible in the background, and copies of screenplays are lying around. “Damn, training my own replacement is much more fun than I thought!” says Henry. “All this grunting, and huffing, and growling comes to you so naturally. You’ll be a great Witcher, man!” Henry spits on Liam’s crotch with a grin. “That new Superman guy wants me to share some tips with him, too! He’s so hyped for the role I bet he’ll end up taking more than a tip!” “Shut up and fuck me already!” shouts Liam.
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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The Witcher Recasting
Drawing of naked Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia leaning over naked Liam Hemsworth as Geralt of Rivia, lying on the floor with his ass in the air and legs wide open. Liam’s soft cock is leaking precum on his stomach, and a chain of large silicone beads is sticking out of his asshole. Folding chairs with the actors’ names are visible in the background, and copies of screenplays are lying around. “Damn, training my own replacement is much more fun than I thought!” says Henry. “All this grunting, and huffing, and growling comes to you so naturally. You’ll be a great Witcher, man!” Henry spits into Liam’s ass with a grin. “And look at that hole opening for me! You done this before? Have your big brothers made you their bitch?” “Shut up and fuck me already!” shouts Liam.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Star-Lord's Bate (SFW?!?!!???)
Drawing of Peter Quill with his legs spread wide for us all to see him furiously masturbate to a tape with instructions in his Walkman. With his mouth hanging open, he stares at his bulging boxers, going deeper and deeper, unable to stop gooning. His heavy bulge is front and center. In his hand Peter holds a Magic Wand, pressing the vibrator to his cock and balls.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Star-Lord's Bate (FTM)
Drawing of Peter Quill with his legs spread wide for us all to see him furiously masturbate to a tape with instructions in his Walkman. With his mouth hanging open, he’s going deeper and deeper, unable to stop gooning. His open vagina is front and center, a small vibrating bullet stuck inside. In his hand Peter holds a big, buzzing Magic Wand, aimed right at his pierced clitoris.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Star-Lord's Bate
Drawing of Peter Quill with his legs spread wide for us all to see him furiously masturbate to a tape with instructions in his Walkman. With his mouth hanging open, he stares at his cock, going deeper and deeper, unable to stop gooning. His throbbing penis is front and center, Peter’s hand strokes up and down, cum running down his hairy balls, thighs, and his whole body.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Something about that episode of Bob's Burgers where Bob puts up a bunch of butthole paintings in the restaurant out of spite speaks to me
Screenshot of Bob Belcher yelling defiantly in front of an elephant butthole painting in the restaurant window.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Transcendent use of Ultra Naté's Free in Roofman. Whoever picked the tune, you have my sword, my bow, and my axe.
Screenshot of Channing Tatum in white boxer briefs and heelys in Roofman.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Same old
Digital sketch of Geralt in the process of inking.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Captain Boomerang: Oi! (FTM)
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His hairy legs are wide open. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is over his wet pussy, middle finger going inside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Get on your knees and eat Daddy’s pussy! Make Dad squirt on your face!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Captain Boomerang: Oi! (SFWish)
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, and his hairy ass crack is visible through the holes in his underwear. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, and with the other he’s grabbing his junk inside the piss-stained tightie whities, middle finger peeking outside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Come rub your stupid face all over Daddy’s crotch and beg for cock.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Captain Boomerang: Oi!
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, showing Captain’s unruly crotch hair. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is firmly grasping his cock with a dirty torn sock over it, stained with semen. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Daddy gonna stuff his sock in your mouth and his cock in your ass.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The Witcher's new Aunt Viv reveal is pretty funny ngl
Liam Hemsworth as Geralt.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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This meme picked a correct day to turn five years old
The Destiel Confession meme, originating from the episode which premiered on November 5, 2020. Top image shows Castiel saying "I love you", bottom image shows Dean replying "Zohran Mamdani won the NYC mayoral election."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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This tracks, thanks Tumblr
Tumblr hashtag "Supernatural" highlighted in purple with an upwards arrow indicating it's either trending or horny, possibly both.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Supernatural: Magic Fingers
Drawing of Dean Winchester shamelessly splayed naked on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s crotch, nearly touching the balls. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, absentmindedly caressing his turgid cock with a ring at the base. “Put your magic fingers to my magic spot, I got a magic trick to show you. It’s called a week’s load.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Supernatural: Magic Fingers (SFW)
Drawing of Dean Winchester, dressed in long-unwashed boxer briefs, shamelessly splayed on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s crotch, their balls comfortably resting against each other’s. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, holding a large bottle labelled “Pun Oil”. “This Magic Fingers bed must be good, look at all the stains! There’s so many loads on these sheets. Let’s add some of ours, too!”
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Supernatural: Magic Fingers (FTM)
Drawing of FTM Dean Winchester shamelessly splayed naked on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s hairy pussy. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, holding a large bottle of lube and gesturing with his two fingers. “You ever tried to finger yourself on one of these magic beds? I gotta tell you, it’s worth a quarter!”
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM