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Randy Meeks
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I tie the whole room together sure
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
me neither tbh
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
tonight on unsolved mysteries
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hallmark Morbid & Macabre
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
and this being hallmark, there really isn't much else
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
For anyone wondering, this pivotal moment in cinema comes from Ruby Herring Mysteries, which, yeah
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You're a loose cannon! Hand me your badge, your gun, and your chapstick!
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
the elusive ideal
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hardcore porn in god honoring way
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I mean yeah the formula has been CRACKED
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
but also yes, yes it is. also he bakes cookies in one of those movies
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
it's hallmark how horny can it be
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Five years later this Hallmark dude's acting choices remain really funny to me
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
being not very good and funny is a much better mode for hallmark than not very good and sappy
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Other than that, not the worst thing the Hallmark Channel has done. Sibling three stooges hijinks instead of the usual career gals in small towns do a body good.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
And then pretty much after the AI-generated opening credits one of the main characters loses her job to AI automation. Didn't Alanis Morissette have a song about this
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM