Ilyasaurus 🐝
@ilyasaurus.bsky.social
Definitely not a bunch of bees in a trench coat on Bluesky
They/she/idc
I’m half Arab and half Acadian and raised by Russians, that’s why I’m Like This.
They/she/idc
I’m half Arab and half Acadian and raised by Russians, that’s why I’m Like This.
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Will Smith. He could've killed Chris Rock but instead he chose not to. I'll never forgive him for that.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Will Smith. He could've killed Chris Rock but instead he chose not to. I'll never forgive him for that.
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I feel personally victimized by ChatGPT as someone who regularly uses the em dash in my everyday communications
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I feel personally victimized by ChatGPT as someone who regularly uses the em dash in my everyday communications
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In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
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Liberty Leading the People, by Eugène Delacroix (1830).
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Liberty Leading the People, by Eugène Delacroix (1830).
Nothing quite like the hell of retail to make you miss the psychological horror of lawyers.
Also this firm is paying more than double what farmers market popcorn does, and I get health insurance to boot.
Also this firm is paying more than double what farmers market popcorn does, and I get health insurance to boot.
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Nothing quite like the hell of retail to make you miss the psychological horror of lawyers.
Also this firm is paying more than double what farmers market popcorn does, and I get health insurance to boot.
Also this firm is paying more than double what farmers market popcorn does, and I get health insurance to boot.
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Joel: We sure do have a lot of antihistamines in this house.
Me, face down in a cat’s belly: Mmphf?
Me, face down in a cat’s belly: Mmphf?
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Joel: We sure do have a lot of antihistamines in this house.
Me, face down in a cat’s belly: Mmphf?
Me, face down in a cat’s belly: Mmphf?
I can’t believe this is how I found out that Claude died
I haven’t been in San Francisco for non-work reasons in years.
But we’re here to go to manga exhibition at the de Young and literally walked right into a jazz funeral being held for an albino alligator.
Excellent work, SF!
But we’re here to go to manga exhibition at the de Young and literally walked right into a jazz funeral being held for an albino alligator.
Excellent work, SF!
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I can’t believe this is how I found out that Claude died
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if all the most Important People on earth tripped claymore mines stepping out of their showers tomorrow the world would be a better place and i think that highlights a very serious category error
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 AM
if all the most Important People on earth tripped claymore mines stepping out of their showers tomorrow the world would be a better place and i think that highlights a very serious category error
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turns out i just had to exercise a little and have some water
haha anyone else existing in a grey miasma and still trying to be productive
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
turns out i just had to exercise a little and have some water
I love seeing my friends in the wild. Seeing a Tumblr screenshot on Pinterest and like !!! That’s my friend!!! I know them!!! They are EVEN MORE DELIGHTFUL than this one glimpse of them implies!!!!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I love seeing my friends in the wild. Seeing a Tumblr screenshot on Pinterest and like !!! That’s my friend!!! I know them!!! They are EVEN MORE DELIGHTFUL than this one glimpse of them implies!!!!!!!!
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I think y'all gotta remember one person with 3 followers saying something incomprehensible is not reason enough for you to make your whole day posting about it. You're doing permanent damage to your psyche but more importantly to my psyche and I don't deserve to see the dogshit posters you follow
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I think y'all gotta remember one person with 3 followers saying something incomprehensible is not reason enough for you to make your whole day posting about it. You're doing permanent damage to your psyche but more importantly to my psyche and I don't deserve to see the dogshit posters you follow
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Ah... so... how about...
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Ah... so... how about...
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Jan 7th 2092 - Ellen Ripley was born.
📽️📅 Aliens (1986)
📽️📅 Aliens (1986)
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Jan 7th 2092 - Ellen Ripley was born.
📽️📅 Aliens (1986)
📽️📅 Aliens (1986)
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you may not like it but this is what peak pro se litigation looks like.
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
you may not like it but this is what peak pro se litigation looks like.
Good.
every time you hit post the computer feels pain
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Good.
All I’ve learned from LinkedIn games is that CEOs are fucking stupid
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
All I’ve learned from LinkedIn games is that CEOs are fucking stupid
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I would get sworn in on a copy of the Lord of the Rings
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I would get sworn in on a copy of the Lord of the Rings
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Let's bring back the following in 2026:
Duelling
Banishment
Ruffs
Zeppelins
Tricorn hats
Good music
Good manners
Old long forgotten words
Fighting facism
Defending democracy
3 piece suits
Hot jazz
Peace
What else?
Duelling
Banishment
Ruffs
Zeppelins
Tricorn hats
Good music
Good manners
Old long forgotten words
Fighting facism
Defending democracy
3 piece suits
Hot jazz
Peace
What else?
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Let's bring back the following in 2026:
Duelling
Banishment
Ruffs
Zeppelins
Tricorn hats
Good music
Good manners
Old long forgotten words
Fighting facism
Defending democracy
3 piece suits
Hot jazz
Peace
What else?
Duelling
Banishment
Ruffs
Zeppelins
Tricorn hats
Good music
Good manners
Old long forgotten words
Fighting facism
Defending democracy
3 piece suits
Hot jazz
Peace
What else?
Hi, I’m stage III cancer and, separately, bone death sepsis.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Hi, I’m stage III cancer and, separately, bone death sepsis.
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many current problems began when people started trusting computer. you must never trust computer. computer is the machine that hates you
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
many current problems began when people started trusting computer. you must never trust computer. computer is the machine that hates you
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!