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@ihatebard.bsky.social
21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
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our first photo together and our last photo together, with 4072 days of love, silliness, and joy in between
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
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capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
columbus, ohio i am inside you
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
columbus, ohio i am inside you
i will never not be impressed with how well the airpods max noise cancel. the sound of an airplane is truly EFFORTLESSLY blocked.
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i will never not be impressed with how well the airpods max noise cancel. the sound of an airplane is truly EFFORTLESSLY blocked.
nothing makes you feel good like hearing “this is an old plane, guys” while knowing there is a government shutdown severely hamstringing the FAA’s ability to, among other things, perform airplane inspections
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
nothing makes you feel good like hearing “this is an old plane, guys” while knowing there is a government shutdown severely hamstringing the FAA’s ability to, among other things, perform airplane inspections
chicago midway i am inside you
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
chicago midway i am inside you
the usbussy on my seat on this plane was sooooooooo tight…
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the usbussy on my seat on this plane was sooooooooo tight…
staring nervously at my flight as it gets delayed three times in the span of ten minutes
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
staring nervously at my flight as it gets delayed three times in the span of ten minutes
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[selecting mr. game and watch on smash bros voice] MR. SUCK AND FUCK
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[selecting mr. game and watch on smash bros voice] MR. SUCK AND FUCK
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
bluesky mods retire bitch
researching how closely related the party members of dragon quest 2 are to know if this game is problematic
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
researching how closely related the party members of dragon quest 2 are to know if this game is problematic
gavin is so selfish, i pick him up some color-stay conditioner and electrical tape and he won’t return the favor by buying me a snowblower, fixing our basement fireplace, or buying me a ps5 pro like that’s so RUDE of him
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
gavin is so selfish, i pick him up some color-stay conditioner and electrical tape and he won’t return the favor by buying me a snowblower, fixing our basement fireplace, or buying me a ps5 pro like that’s so RUDE of him
gavin pointed out to me that the dq2 battle theme and tough battle #2 use the same melody line, note for note, and it has officially broken my brain lmfao
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
gavin pointed out to me that the dq2 battle theme and tough battle #2 use the same melody line, note for note, and it has officially broken my brain lmfao
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andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
i’m like seriously about to throw up from laughing oh my GOD please watch this
It’s worse than you can possibly imagine youtube.com/shorts/svXgF...
🎶“I’m Just A Shill” (FT. Zohran)
YouTube video by Andrew Cuomo
youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
i’m like seriously about to throw up from laughing oh my GOD please watch this
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I have terminal gay brain disease so I took this photograph on I-29 in South Dakota and am releasing it into the gay public domain
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I have terminal gay brain disease so I took this photograph on I-29 in South Dakota and am releasing it into the gay public domain
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
minneapolis watching nyc and a bunch of other cities get new mayors that aren’t dogshit garbage
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
minneapolis watching nyc and a bunch of other cities get new mayors that aren’t dogshit garbage
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stumping my friends with a game of “who said it: debra messing or libs of tiktok”
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
stumping my friends with a game of “who said it: debra messing or libs of tiktok”
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ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾WINS
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾WINS
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊