🚨METROID PRIME 4: BEYOND IN 24 DAYS🚨
@ihatebard.bsky.social
21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
minneapolis watching nyc and a bunch of other cities get new mayors that aren’t dogshit garbage
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
minneapolis watching nyc and a bunch of other cities get new mayors that aren’t dogshit garbage
IT LOOKS SO GOOD LIKE I HAD NO DOUBTS BUT LIKE HOLY FUCK IT REALLY LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
IT LOOKS SO GOOD LIKE I HAD NO DOUBTS BUT LIKE HOLY FUCK IT REALLY LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD
THIS TRULY IS THE GREATEST LIVE LETTER OF ALL FUCKING TIME
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
THIS TRULY IS THE GREATEST LIVE LETTER OF ALL FUCKING TIME
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK HOLY FUCK
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK HOLY FUCK
it is so fucking over
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
it is so fucking over
oh cool, i found some crack
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
oh cool, i found some crack
holy fucking shit first pack of the set
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
holy fucking shit first pack of the set
today is apparently metroid merch day at my house
October 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
today is apparently metroid merch day at my house
MY PUSSY IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WETTTTTTTTTTTTTT
October 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
MY PUSSY IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WETTTTTTTTTTTTTT
they’re trying to bribe college students with a free labubu
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
they’re trying to bribe college students with a free labubu
we lost our netflix hookup and now we have to watch gilmore girls on hulu WITH ADS and also we have no more access to year in the life
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
we lost our netflix hookup and now we have to watch gilmore girls on hulu WITH ADS and also we have no more access to year in the life
LONG RANGE SNIPER ACTION
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
LONG RANGE SNIPER ACTION
okay. cool.
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
okay. cool.
thanks gavin, that helps
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
thanks gavin, that helps
i love bullying children!!
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i love bullying children!!
wheeze
October 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
wheeze
holy fuck
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
holy fuck
IT TOOK THIRTY LEVELS GAINED ENTIRELY PASSIVELY TO FIND THE METAL COAT 😭😭😭
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
IT TOOK THIRTY LEVELS GAINED ENTIRELY PASSIVELY TO FIND THE METAL COAT 😭😭😭
IT ONLY TOOK TWENTY HOURS AND FIFTY-THREE FUCKING MINUTES
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
IT ONLY TOOK TWENTY HOURS AND FIFTY-THREE FUCKING MINUTES
finding an alpha of an extremely weak and pathetic pokemon
October 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
finding an alpha of an extremely weak and pathetic pokemon
imagine being that guy
October 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
imagine being that guy
BAYLEEF NOOOOOOOOOO CHOOSE LIFE!!!! CHOOSE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
October 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
BAYLEEF NOOOOOOOOOO CHOOSE LIFE!!!! CHOOSE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
i’m cute
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
i’m cute
try not to say mother challenge (difficulty level: impossible)
October 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
try not to say mother challenge (difficulty level: impossible)