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@ihatebard.bsky.social
21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
delululemon
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
delululemon
that’s what they call my h—*i am taken out by a sniper rifle*
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
that’s what they call my h—*i am taken out by a sniper rifle*
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tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
July 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
yeah but how do i do that for him rather than for me
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
yeah but how do i do that for him rather than for me
how exactly would that work
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
how exactly would that work
take that up with the FAA
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
take that up with the FAA
more like “hey is there room in that burrow you’re sticking your head into for one more?”
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
more like “hey is there room in that burrow you’re sticking your head into for one more?”
THERE’S NOTHING OBTUSE ABOUT MASCS WITH STRAPS DROPPING FROM THE CEILING YOU CAN GET THESE FROM CONTEXT
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
THERE’S NOTHING OBTUSE ABOUT MASCS WITH STRAPS DROPPING FROM THE CEILING YOU CAN GET THESE FROM CONTEXT
oh you need to kill them
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
oh you need to kill them
okay wow. subtotal 32 bucks even after getting a beer. columbus airport affordable as hell
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
okay wow. subtotal 32 bucks even after getting a beer. columbus airport affordable as hell
it’s part of the experience for me it’s okay
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
it’s part of the experience for me it’s okay
i’m here until monday
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i’m here until monday