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401 to 504 to 401 again. It’s not the thing you fling, it’s the fling itself. #COYG
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In hindsight, that goal we gifted them was hilarious. Imagine scoring a worldie in an NLD and not being able to celebrate properly because you're stuck in a deep fat fryer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Eberechi Eze has scored five goals in his last four Premier League games against Spurs.

#ARSTOT
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This isn’t a matter of experts disagreeing.

Kennedy is using our public health agencies to essentially boost anti-vax groups like the one he founded that continues to promote him and his family—and will likely welcome him back when his time in government is done, paying him big money.
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
April 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I may be 1600 miles away but King Cake still goes quickly (and is happy to leave a glittery mess). Happy Mardi Gras!
March 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Shipped up to Boston to hang with the legend Liam Brady, get a new t-shirt and hear about how Arsenal’s season has been a wicked pissah. #COYG
February 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The hospital network I work for can’t access our EHR and I can’t help wondering if Big Balls started his day at HHS.
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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If you are in danger unless you comply with a regime, you are in danger whether you comply or not
January 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The CDC’s Youth Risk Behavior Survey has monitored the wellbeing of America’s high school students since 1991.

Since 2015, it’s been a vital source of data on LGBQ youth. In 2023, it provided the first ever nationally representative sample of transgender teens.

As of this morning, it’s gone.
January 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’ve got a tiny presence here, not sure if I’m following or followed by any of my nola peeps but if y’all are seeing this please blow his phones up.
Louisiana folks - Sen. Cassidy may be wavering on RFKj.

Cassidy's office number in DC is (202) 224-5824 if you want to let him know what you think about that nomination.
January 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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They’re stopping WIC payments.

WIC provides nutrition (& healthcare) to pregnant women & children under 5.

Despite being massively underutilized, >50% of all US babies rely on WIC.

Every $1 spent on prenatal WIC benefits saves >$3 in healthcare expenses (mostly to taxpayers) in the 1st yr of life
Broader agreement that it to applies to discretionary spending payments (Head Start, WIC, etc).
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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1. Sabotage public institutions.

2. Claim they don’t work efficiently.

3. Eliminate them.



That’s the playbook.
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Elons Nazi salute is turning into that viral white and gold dress, except one answer makes you a fucking prick
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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In a normal world making a Nazi salute in public should be the end of a person.

We no longer live in a normal world.
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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“Fentanyl test strips are illegal in Texas in 2025” I don’t know how much more clear it can be that our overdose crisis is a policy failure and that our policymakers are intentionally choosing to let people who use drugs die
January 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Missed a load of presentable chances and got a big injury to an attacker. That’s the season really, isn’t it?
January 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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"TRUMP WILL FINALLY BE A CONVICTED FELON," I shriek as I slowly melt into a pile of goo. " IT MATTERS!" I gurgle as my soul leaves my body.
January 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM