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jesus christ man get a job
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I’m tired of being automatically opted into “AI enhanced” slop. DONT TURN THAT SHIT ON MY APPS UNLESS I TELL YOU TO.

GOT DAMN.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Get in loser … we’re reinventing the rule of law from first principles
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.

but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.

BUT AT LEAST I DID NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORM THAT WAS NOT A WORM IN HIS BRAIN.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric ex-South Carolina governors who frequent the Appalachian trail
the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric Kennedys with worms-that-aren't-really-worms for brains
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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And while you're at it, please feel free to cite my piece on Footnote 3 of the immunity decision...in Footnote 3 of your law review article or judicial opinion.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/what...
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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when all the lawyers on your timeline go off at once
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Good line. Comey case is the "four seasons total landscaping of prosecutions."
I mean, Lemons must understand that at point his license is in jeopardy. I’ve never seen anything close to this.

This is the “four seasons total landscaping” of prosecutions. Except here, there will most certainly be lasting professional consequences, if not criminal.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:

“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”

Student:

“NO WE WON’T”

dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The response comes from a woman, of course.
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:

“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”

Student:

“NO WE WON’T”

dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Ian Fleming wrote "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang."
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Google removes a variety of longstanding GMail features if you try to withdraw your default consent (!) to having all your content read and used by Google Gemini via "Smart Features." That's an obvious attempt to coerce consent for privacy violations. Legislatures must act to make this illegal.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Tom Cotton is a graduate of Harvard Law School, and he's telling us it's proof that Trump's boat attack victims are drug traffickers if CNN doesn't interview their grieving relatives.
Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN would've already been on the ground & interviewed all their families & told their stories. We can be confident all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Now THIS????

is a white man!

this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Written by Tony Gilroy. Really underrated fun rom-com
We need more sports rom-coms
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Let me tell you bout my BEST FRIEND
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Target could change their name to Target Luther King and I’m still never going back in there.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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To quote the person who filmed this unconscious mom who was tazed while already in zip ties in front of her small child and then tossed her like a corpse into the trunk: “this is fucked up”
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM