xv
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est. 1997 | he/him | Free Kitten - a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented
fucked up that the way u get stronger in real life is by working out consistently and this actually works
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
fucked up that the way u get stronger in real life is by working out consistently and this actually works
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if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
hate having people in the kitchen when i'm baking for reasons of you're in the way & stop observing me, my activities are none of your business but also... it spoils the little quiz game i like to inflict upon people :(
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
hate having people in the kitchen when i'm baking for reasons of you're in the way & stop observing me, my activities are none of your business but also... it spoils the little quiz game i like to inflict upon people :(
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Sativa loves to play with q-tips (she steals them right out of the box) and it is so so so important that you see how she carries them around, like a little cigarette
March 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sativa loves to play with q-tips (she steals them right out of the box) and it is so so so important that you see how she carries them around, like a little cigarette
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one of my favorite guys in history is the dude who was blown away by the realization that animal patterns are camouflage and proceeded to assert the hardline take that "ALL animal patterns are camouflage" leading him to draw this
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
one of my favorite guys in history is the dude who was blown away by the realization that animal patterns are camouflage and proceeded to assert the hardline take that "ALL animal patterns are camouflage" leading him to draw this
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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The discourse over Kirk’s career is really hammering home how little the media and so many Dems understand the concept of lying or bad faith arguments.
An entire life dedicated to poisoning the well under the guise of ‘an exchange of ideas’ and nobody is capable of calling it out for what it was.
An entire life dedicated to poisoning the well under the guise of ‘an exchange of ideas’ and nobody is capable of calling it out for what it was.
heres fucking democrats being stupid as shit after kirk was killed www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The discourse over Kirk’s career is really hammering home how little the media and so many Dems understand the concept of lying or bad faith arguments.
An entire life dedicated to poisoning the well under the guise of ‘an exchange of ideas’ and nobody is capable of calling it out for what it was.
An entire life dedicated to poisoning the well under the guise of ‘an exchange of ideas’ and nobody is capable of calling it out for what it was.
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter
i love a $20 cocktail. i think that if i was given a truly unlimited budget and let loose in a sushi restaurant at normal dinner level hungry i could very comfortably eat thru $200 before feeling stuffed. think this has also given me a kinda fucked idea of what a "expensive restaurant" is
July 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i love a $20 cocktail. i think that if i was given a truly unlimited budget and let loose in a sushi restaurant at normal dinner level hungry i could very comfortably eat thru $200 before feeling stuffed. think this has also given me a kinda fucked idea of what a "expensive restaurant" is
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after considering this for nearly fifteen seconds and looking at these four photos I am now convinced that bigfoot is bears
is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
June 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
after considering this for nearly fifteen seconds and looking at these four photos I am now convinced that bigfoot is bears
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I am happy because everyone loves me
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am happy because everyone loves me
wish i could tell customers to bark like a dog. also that i did not have the sort of deeply rooted non-confrontational politeness that makes me respond to people being rude to me irl like 🙂 but right now i mainly want to say the words "bark like a dog" to a customer without consequence
May 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
wish i could tell customers to bark like a dog. also that i did not have the sort of deeply rooted non-confrontational politeness that makes me respond to people being rude to me irl like 🙂 but right now i mainly want to say the words "bark like a dog" to a customer without consequence
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top ten funniest moments someone asked me what my pronouns are:
March 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
top ten funniest moments someone asked me what my pronouns are:
normally do not care at all about steam trading cards but i actively hate the ones it gives me for higurashi. i feel like it's a crime to have these on my account
February 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
normally do not care at all about steam trading cards but i actively hate the ones it gives me for higurashi. i feel like it's a crime to have these on my account
on a first name basis with julia child
February 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
on a first name basis with julia child
started responding to people who ask me why i'm wearing a mask with idk, it's just fun for me ^_^ i'm doing this for fashion reasons ^_^ i just decided to get a little silly with my outfit on a whim this morning ^_^
February 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
started responding to people who ask me why i'm wearing a mask with idk, it's just fun for me ^_^ i'm doing this for fashion reasons ^_^ i just decided to get a little silly with my outfit on a whim this morning ^_^
surprise! guy who is incredibly fucking annoying about letting me know he has a problem with one of our machines also wants me to know wearing a mask is bad for my health lol
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
surprise! guy who is incredibly fucking annoying about letting me know he has a problem with one of our machines also wants me to know wearing a mask is bad for my health lol
trying to explain to my family my philosophy that comedy, erotica, and horror are all the same thing. i don't think i am succeeding. i am right though
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
trying to explain to my family my philosophy that comedy, erotica, and horror are all the same thing. i don't think i am succeeding. i am right though