Nacho Coloma
@icoloma.bsky.social
Customer Engineer at Google. Co-organizer @CommitConf.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
It's nice seeing that software development practices have not changed much over time.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's nice seeing that software development practices have not changed much over time.
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
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There was a point in time when Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
There was a point in time when Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
youtube.com/shorts/jwtSU... I believe that the Internet exists to provide these random moments of brilliance
If You're Dead Just Come Back To Life
YouTube video by Iliya Shojaei
youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
youtube.com/shorts/jwtSU... I believe that the Internet exists to provide these random moments of brilliance
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Hey man I think the President being at the Great Gatsby Halloween Party hosted at his golf course resort the night before SNAP runs out is a bit too on the nose, go do another pass at this scene
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey man I think the President being at the Great Gatsby Halloween Party hosted at his golf course resort the night before SNAP runs out is a bit too on the nose, go do another pass at this scene
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
Jesus when you put it like this nobody was going to call predictions bingo this year
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Jesus when you put it like this nobody was going to call predictions bingo this year
Software release on a Friday youtube.com/shorts/Iojxt...
Software Release on Friday // click5
YouTube video by click5 Interactive
youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Software release on a Friday youtube.com/shorts/Iojxt...
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
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openai are disgusting freaks
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
openai are disgusting freaks
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That list is over-inclusive and has some accounts that aren't posting propaganda and trolling.
This list is just the troll accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
This list is just the troll accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
That list is over-inclusive and has some accounts that aren't posting propaganda and trolling.
This list is just the troll accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
This list is just the troll accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
This whole thread is excellent
I have decided that the proper name for elephant garlic is actually "dire garlic." Or perhaps garlic of unusual size (GOUS)?
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This whole thread is excellent
Commit, what can happen
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Commit, what can happen
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"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."
“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief
“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."
@theoatmeal.bsky.social Has published a thing about AI art, and you need to read it: theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@theoatmeal.bsky.social Has published a thing about AI art, and you need to read it: theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
Guess how I discovered that it's pronounced "Balrog", not "Walrog"
October 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Guess how I discovered that it's pronounced "Balrog", not "Walrog"
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#Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. You know, like you do. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms - Dexerto
A mother is going viral after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her five-day-old daughter in her arms.
www.dexerto.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
#Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. You know, like you do. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
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I just noticed today that my mastodon account also disappeared. So much for the federated social experience.
Apparently the Mastodon server I was using stopped existing so that's my entire account gone now.
That's not a great experience.
That's not a great experience.
September 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I just noticed today that my mastodon account also disappeared. So much for the federated social experience.