TheArcher
@iarcher.blacksky.app
Dad, socialist, aspiring novelist, IT dude and book nerd.
Don't ask me if I'm serious, I can no longer tell.
Don't ask me if I'm serious, I can no longer tell.
Someone told me once that the "fruit of the tree of knowledge" was basically sex. The whole story is actually just an allegory for puberty (hence Eve goes through it first) and why their "punishment" is essentially "Get tf out of here and go get a job."
sunday school nursery volunteer: so then the serpent convinced eve to eat the apple-
theologian baby: actually apples are a completely normal fruit. the fruit of the tree of knowledge was likely something else, likely mythological
theologian baby: actually apples are a completely normal fruit. the fruit of the tree of knowledge was likely something else, likely mythological
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Someone told me once that the "fruit of the tree of knowledge" was basically sex. The whole story is actually just an allegory for puberty (hence Eve goes through it first) and why their "punishment" is essentially "Get tf out of here and go get a job."
Obviously.
MAGAs aint never seen a problem they didn't think they could solve by massive escalation.
MAGAs aint never seen a problem they didn't think they could solve by massive escalation.
Lemme guess, the solution to two members of the military occupation of DC getting shot will be heavier military occupation.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Obviously.
MAGAs aint never seen a problem they didn't think they could solve by massive escalation.
MAGAs aint never seen a problem they didn't think they could solve by massive escalation.
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Been married nearly 2 decades. I can't imagine not being able to just...talk. About whatever. No matter how silly the convo. But you can't be chatty Pattys together if you don't actually *like* each other...that's probably the sad disconnect for some.
This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Been married nearly 2 decades. I can't imagine not being able to just...talk. About whatever. No matter how silly the convo. But you can't be chatty Pattys together if you don't actually *like* each other...that's probably the sad disconnect for some.
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20 likes is definitely a lot!
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
20 likes is definitely a lot!
$600 for a studio apartment that used to be a hotel room in a seedy neighborhood was pretty good 20 years ago.
My first 1bdrm (2005) was $1020 and they raised the rent $50 every 6 months.
My first 1bdrm (2005) was $1020 and they raised the rent $50 every 6 months.
My mom said her first 1 bedroom apartment was less than 600 a month . I hate it here fr 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
$600 for a studio apartment that used to be a hotel room in a seedy neighborhood was pretty good 20 years ago.
My first 1bdrm (2005) was $1020 and they raised the rent $50 every 6 months.
My first 1bdrm (2005) was $1020 and they raised the rent $50 every 6 months.
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the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators
People on BlueSky: AI is useless! A stochastic parrot!
Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072
(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072
(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
arxiv.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators
Unless it ends in a T.
Eg Target, Home Depot
Eg Target, Home Depot
Black ppl will put an “s” at the end of any place of business.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Unless it ends in a T.
Eg Target, Home Depot
Eg Target, Home Depot
I think it goes in life stages.
Childhood/adolescence runs to about 16. Young adulthood goes from 17 to 24ish. 25 to 40 is just "grown."
Caterpiller -> Butterfly -> Mothra
Childhood/adolescence runs to about 16. Young adulthood goes from 17 to 24ish. 25 to 40 is just "grown."
Caterpiller -> Butterfly -> Mothra
I definitely feel like you don't become "grown grown" until at least 25! Yes, you're "legal", but you don't know a damn thing from 18-24 (even if you have kids), generally speaking! 🤷🏾♀️
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I think it goes in life stages.
Childhood/adolescence runs to about 16. Young adulthood goes from 17 to 24ish. 25 to 40 is just "grown."
Caterpiller -> Butterfly -> Mothra
Childhood/adolescence runs to about 16. Young adulthood goes from 17 to 24ish. 25 to 40 is just "grown."
Caterpiller -> Butterfly -> Mothra
Mega Man Legends
NFL Blitz
Starfox 64 (I'll play it regardless)
The original Medal of Honor
Spiderman/Venom Maximum Carnage
Sim City 2000
Literally any Wing Commander game
NFL Blitz
Starfox 64 (I'll play it regardless)
The original Medal of Honor
Spiderman/Venom Maximum Carnage
Sim City 2000
Literally any Wing Commander game
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Mega Man Legends
NFL Blitz
Starfox 64 (I'll play it regardless)
The original Medal of Honor
Spiderman/Venom Maximum Carnage
Sim City 2000
Literally any Wing Commander game
NFL Blitz
Starfox 64 (I'll play it regardless)
The original Medal of Honor
Spiderman/Venom Maximum Carnage
Sim City 2000
Literally any Wing Commander game
Wight walkers are fucking WEIRD.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Wight walkers are fucking WEIRD.
If you're being bullied, you need to talk to your teachers and lunchroom supervisors and handle it the right way. If you fight back, you'll get in even more trouble than the bully for retaliating.
Gave my son the opposite advice. He broke a kid's nose in 7th grade. Bully problems since then: ZERO.
Gave my son the opposite advice. He broke a kid's nose in 7th grade. Bully problems since then: ZERO.
14. What bad advice did your parents give you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If you're being bullied, you need to talk to your teachers and lunchroom supervisors and handle it the right way. If you fight back, you'll get in even more trouble than the bully for retaliating.
Gave my son the opposite advice. He broke a kid's nose in 7th grade. Bully problems since then: ZERO.
Gave my son the opposite advice. He broke a kid's nose in 7th grade. Bully problems since then: ZERO.
Never.
That's some shit my dad used to do, so I am EXTREMELY HOSTILE to the concept of infidelity.
That's some shit my dad used to do, so I am EXTREMELY HOSTILE to the concept of infidelity.
13. Have you ever cheated?
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Never.
That's some shit my dad used to do, so I am EXTREMELY HOSTILE to the concept of infidelity.
That's some shit my dad used to do, so I am EXTREMELY HOSTILE to the concept of infidelity.
Seriously, thoguh
MORE
THAN
HALF
Which means every white person you know who says they voted for Harris (and ALOT of them are lying) has at least one close family member who voted for Trump.
"But the Bernie bros!"
"But uncommitted!"
"But the left!"
"But the woke!"
BUT YOUR OWN GODDAMN COUSIN!
MORE
THAN
HALF
Which means every white person you know who says they voted for Harris (and ALOT of them are lying) has at least one close family member who voted for Trump.
"But the Bernie bros!"
"But uncommitted!"
"But the left!"
"But the woke!"
BUT YOUR OWN GODDAMN COUSIN!
How we got here is Y’all🤷🏾♀️
Once Y’ALL realize we’re no longer accepting your excuses or shit talking as to why you and yours keep voting this way this country will move forward.
Remember this from now on…the 92% is no longer entertaining your bs and y’all need to figure it out in the voting booth.
Once Y’ALL realize we’re no longer accepting your excuses or shit talking as to why you and yours keep voting this way this country will move forward.
Remember this from now on…the 92% is no longer entertaining your bs and y’all need to figure it out in the voting booth.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Seriously, thoguh
MORE
THAN
HALF
Which means every white person you know who says they voted for Harris (and ALOT of them are lying) has at least one close family member who voted for Trump.
"But the Bernie bros!"
"But uncommitted!"
"But the left!"
"But the woke!"
BUT YOUR OWN GODDAMN COUSIN!
MORE
THAN
HALF
Which means every white person you know who says they voted for Harris (and ALOT of them are lying) has at least one close family member who voted for Trump.
"But the Bernie bros!"
"But uncommitted!"
"But the left!"
"But the woke!"
BUT YOUR OWN GODDAMN COUSIN!
You want forgiveness, go pray to God.
You want ME off your ass, apologize and make it right.
You want ME off your ass, apologize and make it right.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You want forgiveness, go pray to God.
You want ME off your ass, apologize and make it right.
You want ME off your ass, apologize and make it right.
I'm AT work. Doesn't mean I'm workin.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm AT work. Doesn't mean I'm workin.
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
When you screw up all the settings in the character creator and accidentally hit "save" instead of "exit."
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
When you screw up all the settings in the character creator and accidentally hit "save" instead of "exit."
This is the most elaborate "screw in a lightbulb" joke setup I've ever seen.
And now I'm picturing a dude walking around the house with some girl spinning on his dick like a tasmanian devil holding a lightbulb over her head while I'm supposed to be sleeping.
And now I'm picturing a dude walking around the house with some girl spinning on his dick like a tasmanian devil holding a lightbulb over her head while I'm supposed to be sleeping.
Orrrr… do this to actually screw in lightbulbs around the house as a group 😌👏🏾
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This is the most elaborate "screw in a lightbulb" joke setup I've ever seen.
And now I'm picturing a dude walking around the house with some girl spinning on his dick like a tasmanian devil holding a lightbulb over her head while I'm supposed to be sleeping.
And now I'm picturing a dude walking around the house with some girl spinning on his dick like a tasmanian devil holding a lightbulb over her head while I'm supposed to be sleeping.
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Which is why I'm only half joking when I say that we should pass gun control laws so that only women are allowed to own them. A man holding a gun should be assumed to be up to no goos unless he is being directly supervised by a responsible woman.
I’m so tired of women being told constantly to arm themselves instead of men being told to leave women the fuck alone
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Which is why I'm only half joking when I say that we should pass gun control laws so that only women are allowed to own them. A man holding a gun should be assumed to be up to no goos unless he is being directly supervised by a responsible woman.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
An offensive play where the tight end on the weak side pulls and takes the handoff while the half and full backs block on an outside run.
Buuuuuuuuut it probably means something completely different in yhis context.
Buuuuuuuuut it probably means something completely different in yhis context.
If someone says they're going on a 3 man... What does that mean?
Asking to settle a debate.
Asking to settle a debate.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
An offensive play where the tight end on the weak side pulls and takes the handoff while the half and full backs block on an outside run.
Buuuuuuuuut it probably means something completely different in yhis context.
Buuuuuuuuut it probably means something completely different in yhis context.