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ianmcgecko.bsky.social
Gek the Halls 🎄
@ianmcgecko.bsky.social
✝️ 🏳️‍🌈 | 37 | Single | Geeky CO gek!

Union airline worker, Green socialist, sometimes kilt wearer. Mostly SFW but still 🔞
Has a few size-related kinks. I might follow back if you interact

PFP: @mxbatty.bsky.social
spinarts in banner: Blue Man Group
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Watch TASKMASTFUR starting at 3pm Denver time on Friday, October 31st! 🎃

Your time starts now.

youtube.com/watch?v=MHkx...

#Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.info @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
"Nifty hibiscus mitten." (TASKMASTFUR @ DenFur 2025)
YouTube video by Ian M
youtube.com
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Zootopia 2's reptiles look so SCRUNGLY and weird thooOOO ;AM
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Victorian Christmas cards were something else.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
GLARING MISTAKE: The Parents on "Life Goes On" were NOT named Desmond and Molly Jones! Canceling my Hulu Subscription!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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big cute buff lizard mens
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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We are staying in a fancy pants hotel arranged by @veridical.bsky.social's mom and the WiFi password came inside this letter like we were being given a taskmaster task
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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So there had better not be another 9.5 year gap until Zootopia 3.
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Going to become the opposite of a gainer and develop a kink for rapid weight loss. That’s right folks, you’re looking at the world’s first Loser
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Get stuffed–with muscle! <3 More new FLEX is out, showing a rare look at how professional the guys are, behind the scenes~

www.furaffinity.net/view/63108085/

STORE: payhip.com/Dnapalmheads...

OR: www.patreon.com/c/Dnapalmhead

Issue #25 is now free! Thanks for the support <3

#MACRO #FURRY #HUGE
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Christian - O Holy Night

Secular - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?

I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.

And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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So is it just me or are more and more people losing their minds when they're pushed into doing anything related to showing empathy or helping people?
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Zootopia go to the polls
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This Thursday... Taskmaster and Furries will UNIFY! (Not Clickbait!)

Soon, there will be chaos at the premiere episode of TASKMAST:3R! Five furries have been competing for fame and glory or at least clout, and they will be judged at Midwest FurFest in front of a live audience.
Midwest Furfest 2025: TASKMAST:3R
View more about this event at Midwest Furfest 2025
midwestfurfest2025.sched.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Mozart wasn't the only composer who had weird fetishes.

Wagner? BDSM.

Brahms? ABDL.

Haydn? Pup.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Still taking slots. There's 3 people in the queue right now.
Dm me !
Okay I'm officially open! DM me if you're interested!

If you've comm'd me before, you should know I'm doing things a bit different. This time you'll be put in a queue and contacted when it's your turn.

Idk how many I'll take, but if you see this, I'm still open!
DM me! 🗣✉🐶

Reposts appreciated! 💖
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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i want a girl with a strong floor and a no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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when Jesus said that "man cannot live on bread alone", he was telling us that ya GOTTA mix in a little protein in there somehow or you're just gonna crash in a couple hours! Some fried eggs or bacon or SOMEthing
April 9, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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Every day I see an infographic that’s like “Oxygen Is Now Owned By SludgeCorp: How To Keep Breathing Without Letting It Drain Your Vital Essence“ and then I have to spend an hour of my precious life figuring out if it’s worth it to stop breathing
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Nick wilde!
Alt Ver on my Patreon! patreon.com/WattyFleii
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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You know, I wish more ghosts would visit rich people when they are sleeping, and show them how their actions are ruining everyone else's lives.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I think Atsuko Okatsuka should be on taskmaster one day.
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Even with this horribly timed illness, today's not the worst birthday ever. I remember getting a bad report card on my birthday in 6th grade.

37 isn't a special age anyway aside from being a prime number 🤷‍♂️

Binging The Beatles Anthology is good, though
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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“Kicked in the head by a horse every day” theory of social development for billionaires still holding strong
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM