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@goattrain.bsky.social
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36yo - he/his
Married to best girl @emithegoat.bsky.social
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Hey all! This December, I'm subjecting Stephanie to an advent calendar full of potions, each one chosen by you! If you're interested in making a potion for her to drink, you can head to the form here: forms.gle/Y9NBhgXowgD7...
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FLANNEL SEASON for Viti~! <3
Don't forget to get your stretches in today!

Thank you~! <33
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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(Also for the other popular interpretation and for those like myself who stan our grandmilfs and granddilfs.)
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The graphic designers for companies and small businesses really need to have a better understanding of what pareidolia is. More specifically they need to know what pareidolia is AND that some of their potential customers are some silly li'l freaks.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Sammy's Journal #02
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#metroid
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Looks like those shoes didn't make it. Nor anything else these fine ladies wore. Well I guess we're going to find out how strong the lab floor is!

#Commission #Giantess #Growth #Clothestearing #MirrorArmor #Lucy
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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It's the duckiest stream, and he's not even struggling at all. Not even a little.

#EmiGoatArts #furryart #toonfur
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Ophelia the manticore
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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크아악
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So nice to know I don't have to care about this game at all now :>
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Posting this a day early because why not. It's nice meat day (and nice swimsuit day), and Izzy wants to celebrate!
#いい肉の日
#いいお尻の日
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
As a corollary to this answer: sometimes Emi will call out and ask to borrow my height for a bit. What she MEANS is that she'd like me to come grab something off of a high shelf for her, but that's never the first place my mind goes....
If you mean macro: I'm not into growing for *me* tbh. So 5 ft is about right. An extra feet could be nice for practicality reasons sometimes.

If you mean chub/inflation: Something manageable is preferred! At *most* room size. I want someone to be able to interact with me without too much trouble.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Stephanie Looking Up
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Since the Gävlebock is up again, I will repeat my offer to take over for him once in a while if he ever needs a night off :3

#goattrain_art #macrofurry
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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c'mon, y'all - you can see it too, right?
May 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
you woulda figured I'd have heard about the huge furrybait wolf in Rebels before now, but here we go
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
THIS. CAT. HATES. THE. EMPIRE.
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Solution: Big Rosalina
In the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Rosalina fights Megaleg. However, the real Megaleg from the game is much larger than one would expect and would have made Rosalina almost impossible to see when zoomed out. The size of the one in the movie is closer to Digga-Leg.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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In the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Rosalina fights Megaleg. However, the real Megaleg from the game is much larger than one would expect and would have made Rosalina almost impossible to see when zoomed out. The size of the one in the movie is closer to Digga-Leg.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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You have her full attention - she's all ears.

#sizesky #goblin
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Are you telling me a Trans Siberianed this Orchestra?????
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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It's Friday, so how about an anonymous AMA? :3

www.secretmessage.link/secret/6929c...
Emithegoat - Secret Message 2025
Message Your Friend Secretly will never Know who messaged
www.secretmessage.link
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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BWUMP! Productivity Patches #3
Growing troubles
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Stephanie Looking Up
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM