Hewitt Huntwork
@huntwork.bsky.social
BREAKING: America's Stress Balls Starting To Wonder What The Fuck Is Going On
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Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
If I didn't despise reposts simply labeled "this", I would repost this with the simple label, "this."
Maybe I don't have seasonal depression, and there's perhaps just a small chance that two feet of snow smothering every inch of existence in a thousand mile radius while the sun only exists for twenty minutes a day might actually just suck in an objective, measurable way...
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If I didn't despise reposts simply labeled "this", I would repost this with the simple label, "this."
Old Man: Okay, just to recap... Don't get this thing wet or feed it after midnight unless you want everyone in your town to die. How old did you say your son is?
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Old Man: Okay, just to recap... Don't get this thing wet or feed it after midnight unless you want everyone in your town to die. How old did you say your son is?
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Classic.
he died doing what he loved: kicking buckets
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Classic.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Turkey Pardoned By Trump Arrested After Trying To Solicit Sex From A Minor
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Turkey Pardoned By Trump Arrested After Trying To Solicit Sex From A Minor
I think this is the best apology we're ever going to get from the basket of deplorables.
(🧵) Just had one of the most upsetting experiences I’ve ever had with AI. As a test, I asked Grok to provide me with 200 statements about “Seth Abramson” that met two criteria: they are (a) true, (b) critical. What Grok returned was the most bizarre series of fabulations I have ever seen. Thus this:
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I think this is the best apology we're ever going to get from the basket of deplorables.
Smarmies
Cummi Bears
change one letter and ruin a candy
Lint Chocolate
Lint Chocolate
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Smarmies
It's my fault. I went to see The Indigo Girls once and now they think everyone is up for anything
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's my fault. I went to see The Indigo Girls once and now they think everyone is up for anything
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I only just recently started researching the Dunning-Kruger effect but I think I can pretty confidently say that I understand everything about it completely
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I only just recently started researching the Dunning-Kruger effect but I think I can pretty confidently say that I understand everything about it completely
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Useful info!
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Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Useful info!
You're telling me there's a steakhouse out back?
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You're telling me there's a steakhouse out back?
"Hurt people hurt people." ~ William Hurt, to John Hurt, whom he had in a headlock
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Hurt people hurt people." ~ William Hurt, to John Hurt, whom he had in a headlock
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Continuing the long tradition of not seeing any of the dumb shit Trump says
(He saw it. 100%)
(He saw it. 100%)
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Continuing the long tradition of not seeing any of the dumb shit Trump says
(He saw it. 100%)
(He saw it. 100%)
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"Not to toot my own horn"
Who the fuck else is supposed to be tooting it? It's my horn, I didn't get this thing to share. We should all be tooting our own horns togeth_ Ah god dammit now we're a fucking ska band....
Who the fuck else is supposed to be tooting it? It's my horn, I didn't get this thing to share. We should all be tooting our own horns togeth_ Ah god dammit now we're a fucking ska band....
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Not to toot my own horn"
Who the fuck else is supposed to be tooting it? It's my horn, I didn't get this thing to share. We should all be tooting our own horns togeth_ Ah god dammit now we're a fucking ska band....
Who the fuck else is supposed to be tooting it? It's my horn, I didn't get this thing to share. We should all be tooting our own horns togeth_ Ah god dammit now we're a fucking ska band....
Ruin a movie with one letter
Wig Trouble In Little China
The Fabulous Baked Boys
A League Of Their Gown (That's A Lot Of Fabric)
Wet Semetary
Apocalypse, Ow!
Ear Window
Sap Anything
The Sony Remains The Same
Batman and Rodin
Fat In The Hat
Close Encounters Of The Third Kin
Nurple Rain
The Fabulous Baked Boys
A League Of Their Gown (That's A Lot Of Fabric)
Wet Semetary
Apocalypse, Ow!
Ear Window
Sap Anything
The Sony Remains The Same
Batman and Rodin
Fat In The Hat
Close Encounters Of The Third Kin
Nurple Rain
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ruin a movie with one letter
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There are few companies who understand their own vibe quite like Jeppson's Malört
October 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There are few companies who understand their own vibe quite like Jeppson's Malört
All these years and we still don't know how much Chocula.
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
All these years and we still don't know how much Chocula.
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when you notice there’s enough room for you on the floating door.
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
when you notice there’s enough room for you on the floating door.
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lmao i spelled memoir wrong thanks a lot spell check you dumb fuck
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
lmao i spelled memoir wrong thanks a lot spell check you dumb fuck
Make "Something In The Way She Moves" By The Beatles Be About A Cow By Changing The Word "Moves" To "Moos". I'll go first.
Something In The Way She Moos
Something In The Way She Moos
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Make "Something In The Way She Moves" By The Beatles Be About A Cow By Changing The Word "Moves" To "Moos". I'll go first.
Something In The Way She Moos
Something In The Way She Moos
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter