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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 10h

Had a conversation with one of the owners at work about adjusting one of our recipes because we've gotten multiple complaints that our cole slaw is...*sigh*..."too spicy"

The white people are really white peoplein' guys

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 11h

Literally the moment I hit send I'm like...oh god Jimmy's gonna think I'm sniping his ass 😂

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 14h

One of the best parts of The Odyssey is when he has to navigate his ship between Scylla and Charybdis. Otherwise known by their celebrity couple name, Skrillex

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 14h

Pagliacci's doctor was a fuckin' lunatic. I'd be so pissed if I went to the doctor and he gave me a prescription for clown

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 14h

The lion concerns himself with a great deal of things, actually. The lion has devastatingly severe anxiety

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 16h

In tonight's performance of Shakespeare Except With Trucks™️, we will be presenting the classic "Much Silverado About Nothing"

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 1d

It wasn't the best head I've ever gotten. It was honestly some pretty

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 1d

Scylla could have written "The Fate of Ophelia" but Taylor could never write "I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes then Drown You to Death)"

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 1d

Voldo is for everyone

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

I'm Midwest sober. That means I don't drink except for when I do

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

While I thoroughly enjoy authentic cuisine from all sorts of cultures around the world, there's just something about shitty, ground beef, shredded bag cheese, jar salsa, white people tacos for dinner that just hits. With a glass of chocolate milk? Hell yeah, I am 37 years old.

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

Hot Breve Latte: Decadent and luxurious. In this moment, I am living my life as kings did

Iced Breve Latte: Yeah I'm just chugging fuckin' coffee creamer right now. I'm no better than that dickhead from Dead Rising...

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 3d

My brother in Odin that is the Allfather himself

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 3d

Modern Country Music: "We like livin' out in the country, drivin' trucks, huntin', and goin' to church! And if you got a problem with that, you can kiss my ass!"

Literally Everyone Else:

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 4d

There is a single dead pixel in this bar's TV and I am going to kill myself

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 4d

Ian Watkins died as he lived, getting stabbed a hilarious number of times in prison

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

This meeting could have been splitscreened with Subway Surfers gameplay

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

The fact that there isn't a Fall Out Boy cover band called Radio Active Man irritates me to no end

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

The closest thing to one of those mentalist mind trick things I can pull off is just, okay, picture what Jamiroquai looks like. Bam, everyone who read this just imagined the exact same frame from the Virtual Insanity music video

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

Fleetwood Mac is great but there's really no going back once you've experienced the versatility and customization options of Fleetwood Linux

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 6d

Shoutouts to the concept of dipping sauce for saving us all from the horror of having to eat chicken nuggets without a hedonistic array of savory goo

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 6d

You may be cool, but are you cool enough to have your marketing director hand you a fuckin' sick temporary tattoo of your buddy who owns a tiki bar?

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 6d

Surely this clown posse is of sound mind...

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 7d

They call me an old school JRPG the way I turn based

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 7d

I wish we'd all rejected genAI the same way we've always been against proper WinRAR licensing or ever acknowledging a OneDrive notification

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