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"You’re good at posting. I just hate what you post." -A man named Roger
Homer: "My father was...a drinker, and a fiend. Which was the style at the time"
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Homer: "My father was...a drinker, and a fiend. Which was the style at the time"
There's something so profoundly American about devoting half a dozen 60" flatscreens to just be our bar's draft list
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
There's something so profoundly American about devoting half a dozen 60" flatscreens to just be our bar's draft list
Folger's should just lean into it this year and drop a sequel to this commercial where she gets stuck in the dryer
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Folger's should just lean into it this year and drop a sequel to this commercial where she gets stuck in the dryer
Okay, like, tardigrades, angler fish, and axolotl I get. And shoebills too, I suppose. But, the fuck's so weird about pigeons? That is a very average bird. It didn't do shit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Okay, like, tardigrades, angler fish, and axolotl I get. And shoebills too, I suppose. But, the fuck's so weird about pigeons? That is a very average bird. It didn't do shit.
Getting one of those molecular structure diagram tattoos but instead of the classics like caffeine to represent that I'm a millennial, or psilocybin to represent that I'm annoying, I'm getting B12 to tell the world my pee comes out weird and unnatural colors
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Getting one of those molecular structure diagram tattoos but instead of the classics like caffeine to represent that I'm a millennial, or psilocybin to represent that I'm annoying, I'm getting B12 to tell the world my pee comes out weird and unnatural colors
Me: "Don't worry, I won't throw hands at the function"
Me after four beers:
Me after four beers:
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: "Don't worry, I won't throw hands at the function"
Me after four beers:
Me after four beers:
My steak too juicy
My lobster too buttery
My pandimensional shapeshifting predatory fear demon too ugly
My lobster too buttery
My pandimensional shapeshifting predatory fear demon too ugly
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My steak too juicy
My lobster too buttery
My pandimensional shapeshifting predatory fear demon too ugly
My lobster too buttery
My pandimensional shapeshifting predatory fear demon too ugly
I'm not sure what people initially assume when they see me. But if I had to guess, I bet it's that I look like I like Coheed & Cambria exactly as much as I do
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm not sure what people initially assume when they see me. But if I had to guess, I bet it's that I look like I like Coheed & Cambria exactly as much as I do
"By your powers combined
I...really need to take a shit"
I...really need to take a shit"
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"By your powers combined
I...really need to take a shit"
I...really need to take a shit"
Creating art while I continue trying to 100% this shit
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Creating art while I continue trying to 100% this shit
Fight intros in Tekken:
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Fight intros in Tekken:
If I had a nickel for every time a bald, primary character from an iconic American television series learned the shocking truth about a close family member's secret because of Walt Whitman, I'd have two nickels...
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a bald, primary character from an iconic American television series learned the shocking truth about a close family member's secret because of Walt Whitman, I'd have two nickels...
What is my algorithm? How did I end up on CuckTok?
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What is my algorithm? How did I end up on CuckTok?
Reporter: "So, what was it like getting to reconnect with the rest of the cast for the sequel?"
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo:
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo:
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reporter: "So, what was it like getting to reconnect with the rest of the cast for the sequel?"
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo:
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo:
Follow for more tips and tricks on how to not only navigate, but also win at discourse in left wing spaces
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Follow for more tips and tricks on how to not only navigate, but also win at discourse in left wing spaces
Wow have you guys seen Trump's Truth Social post where he's hanging out with Mamdani?
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wow have you guys seen Trump's Truth Social post where he's hanging out with Mamdani?
My running theory is that his brain is so cooked by dementia, repressed blowjob memories, and Big Mac sauce, that he honestly just forgot he's supposed to hate the guy
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My running theory is that his brain is so cooked by dementia, repressed blowjob memories, and Big Mac sauce, that he honestly just forgot he's supposed to hate the guy
Happy anniversary to one of the finest pieces of art* I've ever made
*citation needed
*citation needed
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Happy anniversary to one of the finest pieces of art* I've ever made
*citation needed
*citation needed
Me when customers ask me shit like, "So what IS a cheeseburger?"
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me when customers ask me shit like, "So what IS a cheeseburger?"
I'm pretty sure if you explained Fortnite to Quentin Tarantino, he would kill everyone in the room, and himself. In an order that would surprise you.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm pretty sure if you explained Fortnite to Quentin Tarantino, he would kill everyone in the room, and himself. In an order that would surprise you.
My favorite regular question from customers is easily, "So, we can order beers at the bar?"
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My favorite regular question from customers is easily, "So, we can order beers at the bar?"
🎵 At the thought of you 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
🎵 At the thought of you 🎵
I choose to believe I simply dreamed the Cotton Eye Joe trailer
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I choose to believe I simply dreamed the Cotton Eye Joe trailer
The only ICE I respect is Mr. CooL ICE
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The only ICE I respect is Mr. CooL ICE