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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Verbal assaults?
You mean being yelled at?
Are you talking about getting yelled at?
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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FROZEN PICKLE YELLS AT ICE
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Reports coming in now that the snow shovel appears to have had it's serial number filed off, in violation of Minnesota's snow shovel registration requirements
I’m obviously immediately suspicious, but one thing I never owned in an apartment was a shovel. Just saying.
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
A brief vision of a horrific future in which all media is podcasts. We cannot let it come to pass
Tonight’s News: Everyone is Twelve
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I checked and this is the first time anyone in Minnesota has ever been likened to Piranhas
Like chumming piranha-infested waters
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Surely crypto will save us
hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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For you youngsters out there just finding out about him, Jesse Ventura is not "some kind of lake wizard" but was at one time the governor of Minnesota and before that a professional wrestler
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Biblically accurate shrimp for your momentary distraction
The world feels rough right now

So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.

🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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what are they even avenging
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This is how the men in my family have proposed for generations
Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Guy who took gender studies to get laid ends up becoming president in a few cycles
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Confirming Bluesky is a real social media platform now
I’m going to be taking a break from Bluesky for a while.

There’s a lot of good here but increasingly this place just makes me sad and angry and, increasingly, foul tempered and mean. It’s not good for me or anyone else.

I’ll check DMs occasionally but otherwise I’ll be away for a bit. Take care.
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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i been robbed. all my alakazams gone. please help
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
$1 million dollar boots
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
For now, they kill me with a living death!
Oh fuck.... now I'm late for this, too.
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The refractory cannibalization of culture continues apace
My tween tells me the Youtube and Tiktok influencers have tired of brain rot and have declared, "the great meme reset of 2026" where they go back to the meme of the early 2010s like Nyan Cat.

What an exciting time to be alive.
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Crystal witches on Etsy will use this to ruin the vibes at cocktail parties or the grocery store
Petroleum quartz is a nature’s time capsule, trapping ancient petroleum and methane bubbles inside sparkling quartz.
[💎 oneloveminerals]
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.

A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Alzheimer's Fully Reversed in Mice, Scientists Say
A new compound has been shown to reverse late stage Alzheimer's disease in lab mice, which gives millions of sufferers new cause for hope.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Was reading A Fantastic Failure and there’s one bit where Bill Clinton blows the fuck up upon hearing that bond traders can basically decide whether his first term is a success or not.
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Baby scoring some crack rocks down on Pa Ha Lane
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM