Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
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Happy 90th birthday to chef Jacques Pepin. When I moved to Seattle, I learned how to level up my cooking game by watching videos on Youtube.
Learn Jacques Pépin's famous omelet techniques
Jacques Pépin is perhaps best known for teaching America how to make an omelet. Here, he shares two different techniques for making this perfect egg dish.
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December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Happy 90th birthday to chef Jacques Pepin. When I moved to Seattle, I learned how to level up my cooking game by watching videos on Youtube.
The world just laughing its collective ass off right now. What a joke America's turned into.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The world just laughing its collective ass off right now. What a joke America's turned into.
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
Bots are asleep. Post Final Fantasy VIII memes.
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bots are asleep. Post Final Fantasy VIII memes.
Facebook dredged up this from my memories. It’s an older meme, but it checks out. 😂
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Facebook dredged up this from my memories. It’s an older meme, but it checks out. 😂
This is the kind of haterade I gulp down www.gov.ca.gov/2025/12/16/t...
Newsom launches website tracking Trump’s top 10 criminal cronies as new data shows California crime continues to drop | Governor of California
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December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is the kind of haterade I gulp down www.gov.ca.gov/2025/12/16/t...
Based Mick Foley
Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Based Mick Foley
The Epstein files have to be released this week www.cnn.com/2025/12/15/p...
US military strikes 3 more boats in the Pacific Ocean, killing 8 | CNN Politics
The US military conducted strikes against three alleged drug-trafficking boats in the eastern Pacific Ocean on Monday, killing 8 people, according to US Southern Command.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Epstein files have to be released this week www.cnn.com/2025/12/15/p...
First time I heard of an NFL player getting CTE from a leg injury @eccheesehead.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
First time I heard of an NFL player getting CTE from a leg injury @eccheesehead.bsky.social
It’s symboliiiiiiiiic!
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s symboliiiiiiiiic!
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erika kirk and jd vance sort of look like they're in disguise as each other
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
erika kirk and jd vance sort of look like they're in disguise as each other
Babe, wake up! The Onion updated "the article!" | ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens — theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
PROVIDENCE, RI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Rhode Island in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured several others, citizens living in the only country where t...
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December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Babe, wake up! The Onion updated "the article!" | ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens — theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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America Online. I don't miss the hourly limits, but I miss this internet.
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
America Online. I don't miss the hourly limits, but I miss this internet.
Hi, my name is @hundreddollarman.bsky.social and I like using AI* to make stupid memes. GO NINERS
*Actual intelligence, however little of it I possess
*Actual intelligence, however little of it I possess
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hi, my name is @hundreddollarman.bsky.social and I like using AI* to make stupid memes. GO NINERS
*Actual intelligence, however little of it I possess
*Actual intelligence, however little of it I possess
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
HOLY SHIT
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
HOLY SHIT
Uhhh... this sounds ominous www.tmz.com/2025/12/14/t...
2 People Found Dead at Rob Reiner's Los Angeles Home
Two people were found dead at a home in a West L.A. house owned by Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Sunday ... TMZ has confirmed.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Uhhh... this sounds ominous www.tmz.com/2025/12/14/t...
AEW's Facebook page posted highlights from Sting's retirement match. Why would they do this? 🤔🤔🤔 www.facebook.com/watch?v=1211...
Redirecting...
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December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
AEW's Facebook page posted highlights from Sting's retirement match. Why would they do this? 🤔🤔🤔 www.facebook.com/watch?v=1211...
Me when I don't know what to make for dinner
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me when I don't know what to make for dinner
So annoying none of the teams the Niners need to lose aren't. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
So annoying none of the teams the Niners need to lose aren't. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chiefs haters today
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Chiefs haters today
I hope this isn't a trap game for the Niners.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I hope this isn't a trap game for the Niners.
Had to smirk a little at this snippet of juxtaposition from BBC's homepage today #newsroomlife
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Had to smirk a little at this snippet of juxtaposition from BBC's homepage today #newsroomlife
Tyrese Haliburton is me right now. #ThankYouCena
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Tyrese Haliburton is me right now. #ThankYouCena
Nothing else to say but thank you, John Cena. 🫡
a wrestler holding a sign that says never give up let 's go to work
ALT: a wrestler holding a sign that says never give up let 's go to work
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December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nothing else to say but thank you, John Cena. 🫡