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Emmanuel Lopez

@hundreddollarman.bsky.social

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49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · Oct 10

If pro wrestling is fake, then explain this

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 2h

I'm hungry but I don't know which fast-food drivethru to hit up. #FirstWorldProblems

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 2h

TSA: Please take your laptop out of your bag.

Also TSA: WHY ARE YOU TAKING OUT YOUR LAPTOPS ARE YOU STUPID

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 7h

The ICE app in question

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 7h

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 21h

LOL Clippers

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 22h

Making 2 NBA teams full of uncs play a game with an 8 p.m. start is elder abuse

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Foxtrot Tango @twayn.bsky.social · 1d

The stock market is basically seven giant tech companies passing a trillion dollars around to each other.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

Googling "What's Keion White's injury history" because the 49ers have traumatized me like that

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 1d

TRADE: The 49ers are acquiring Patriots DE Keion White, sources say.

San Francisco has been canvassing the pass rusher market and lands on New England’s 2023 second-round pick.

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

Had a dream I went to a Niner game but they got so injured they had to draft fans from the stands to play 😭

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 2d

Thread in which "REPORTED" originated www.fark.com/comments/837...

We're adding misogyny to Fark moderator guidelines DIT -Drew

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 2d

Hi, my name @hundreddollarman.bsky.social and I like making memes about old Fark in-jokes that breached containment.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 2d

You done fucked up A-A-RON!

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 2d

Austin Reaves, that’s the post. Also #LOLKings

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds like a plan, I’m in.

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3d

Go Niners

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3d

Damn, tough week for Las Vegas. #LOLRaiders

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3d

Didn't have "The Governor of California on All The Smoke" on my bingo card www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5_t...

Gavin Newsom Urges Americans to Wake Up

YouTube video by ALL THE SMOKE

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3d

I'm sick, so this really is the mood. #LOL49ers

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 3d

this is nuts (via @dubs408.bsky.social)

Shanahan era 49ers have missed 2.036 games due to injury since 2017, most in the NFL (picture is sideline Shanahan in headset)

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3d

49ers today

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3d

Your kid’s gonna learn some fighting moves 😂

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 4d

The PlayStation 2 launched in the U.S. 25 years ago today.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 4d

The perfect costume 😂