Hi, my name is @hundreddollarman.bsky.social and I like using AI* to make stupid memes. GO NINERS

*Actual intelligence, however little of it I possess

Your boy just scarfed down a gyro, some fries, a couple of cookies and a 7-Up.

The perfect house doesn't exi-

Haven’t been at my work desk in nearly a month, so I’m glad to see Godzilla hasn’t stopped chomping.

MRW the teams I wanted to lose today (Seahawks and Rams) won instead.

*alarm sounds*

Please enjoy payday responsibly

Some bozo just stepped off the plane in Seattle and started hitting the Dougie. Who does that?

Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS