Heather §
@hstarek.bsky.social
#MizzouMade. Proud to be a Missouri School of Journalism alum. Former Iowan, current Virginian. I don't go anywhere w/o chapstick. And I watch a lot of sports. Res ipsa loquitur.
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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I was among the layoffs at The Washington Post today. It has been an absolute dream to be a small part of this incredible team. Covering the Caps has been an honor; being a beat writer is an all-consuming thing that I love deeply. I hope I’ll get to continue that in whatever is next
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I was among the layoffs at The Washington Post today. It has been an absolute dream to be a small part of this incredible team. Covering the Caps has been an honor; being a beat writer is an all-consuming thing that I love deeply. I hope I’ll get to continue that in whatever is next
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Someone tell Punxsutawney Phil this could’ve been an email.
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Someone tell Punxsutawney Phil this could’ve been an email.
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staring *daggers* at that man
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
staring *daggers* at that man
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welcome to zoom. as punishment for launching the app two (2) minutes before the meeting you're running, we are downloading ten (10) minutes of updates... now
January 29, 2026 at 3:22 PM
welcome to zoom. as punishment for launching the app two (2) minutes before the meeting you're running, we are downloading ten (10) minutes of updates... now
Dude running his LinkedIn account 💯 knowing he’s still getting drafted by the LV Raiders.
The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post
January 21, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Dude running his LinkedIn account 💯 knowing he’s still getting drafted by the LV Raiders.
I mean, we’re all rooting for IU right? Unless you are a legit Miami fan and I’m not talking about those sweatshirts we all wore in the 80s from Maurices. #CFBPlayoff
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I mean, we’re all rooting for IU right? Unless you are a legit Miami fan and I’m not talking about those sweatshirts we all wore in the 80s from Maurices. #CFBPlayoff
Wut
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Wut
Huh.
The Commanders unveiled a stadium rendering for 2030
All I can see is the glory of the Calgary Saddledome
All I can see is the glory of the Calgary Saddledome
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Huh.
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Call the sheriff.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Call the sheriff.
The Sun Bowl was more competitive than these CFB playoff games. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Sun Bowl was more competitive than these CFB playoff games. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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a second mendoza is in at quarterback
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
a second mendoza is in at quarterback
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"Dang, Indiana is legit..."
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"Dang, Indiana is legit..."
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Unless you are literally an Alabama fan you are a Hoosier today
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Unless you are literally an Alabama fan you are a Hoosier today
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"On your left" [Captain America voice]
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"On your left" [Captain America voice]
NO
From the Iowa radio:
“There’s one thing Iowa and Iowa State fans can agree on: Unleaded 88.”
Is this true? Is this the thing y’all can come together on?
“There’s one thing Iowa and Iowa State fans can agree on: Unleaded 88.”
Is this true? Is this the thing y’all can come together on?
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
NO
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
IDGAF what anyone says, one of REM’s best albums. All the songs are bangers. 10/10, no notes.
IDGAF what anyone says, one of REM’s best albums. All the songs are bangers. 10/10, no notes.
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
IDGAF what anyone says, one of REM’s best albums. All the songs are bangers. 10/10, no notes.
IDGAF what anyone says, one of REM’s best albums. All the songs are bangers. 10/10, no notes.
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make al michaels call the pop tarts bowl and don't tell him what happens at the end of the game
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
make al michaels call the pop tarts bowl and don't tell him what happens at the end of the game
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producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
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#GVerse Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social shouts at a guy in a Darth Vader costume in Hollywood
“Dad I told you don’t follow me to work!”
“Dad I told you don’t follow me to work!”
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
#GVerse Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social shouts at a guy in a Darth Vader costume in Hollywood
“Dad I told you don’t follow me to work!”
“Dad I told you don’t follow me to work!”
These CFB bowl names are out of control lol
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
These CFB bowl names are out of control lol