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@hrothgar.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Welcome to Bluesky!
This is a book. You're reading a book right now. The music and noise is welling up in your ears.
This is a book. You're reading a book right now. The music and noise is welling up in your ears.
Daaamn.
who knew the secret to
Twitter engagement was actually to write a psych essay in the voice of Damien, call your psych reading Satanic messaging, all your classmates hypocrites & cowards, grieve on your TA when you predictably fail, forward all of it to Turning Point, & just sit back
who knew the secret to
Twitter engagement was actually to write a psych essay in the voice of Damien, call your psych reading Satanic messaging, all your classmates hypocrites & cowards, grieve on your TA when you predictably fail, forward all of it to Turning Point, & just sit back
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Daaamn.
who knew the secret to
Twitter engagement was actually to write a psych essay in the voice of Damien, call your psych reading Satanic messaging, all your classmates hypocrites & cowards, grieve on your TA when you predictably fail, forward all of it to Turning Point, & just sit back
who knew the secret to
Twitter engagement was actually to write a psych essay in the voice of Damien, call your psych reading Satanic messaging, all your classmates hypocrites & cowards, grieve on your TA when you predictably fail, forward all of it to Turning Point, & just sit back
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wait you guys are winning them
You make up fictional arguments in your head and then feel good about winning them?
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
wait you guys are winning them
moment before the barista says "oh sorry we can't take Starbucks gift cards, we just use their beans"
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
moment before the barista says "oh sorry we can't take Starbucks gift cards, we just use their beans"
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I support the war on drugs but only when it’s against this one specific person.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I support the war on drugs but only when it’s against this one specific person.
They already did Catholic X-Files. It was a little show called "The X-Files".
should check it out some time
should check it out some time
I only have one political take:
Stop calling Evil "Catholic X-Files."
Stop calling Evil "Catholic X-Files."
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
They already did Catholic X-Files. It was a little show called "The X-Files".
should check it out some time
should check it out some time
This year, I'm making a solemn pledge to you all that I will not fuck either of the "pardoned" turkeys
Not now, nor ever again
Not now, nor ever again
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This year, I'm making a solemn pledge to you all that I will not fuck either of the "pardoned" turkeys
Not now, nor ever again
Not now, nor ever again
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"If you discover that your current perception of reality doesn’t align with the actual facts on Covid, it could be time to reevaluate your definition of normal. You could be suffering from UNS. Talk to your friends who are still taking precautions. They could be a source of comfort and stability."
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
"If you discover that your current perception of reality doesn’t align with the actual facts on Covid, it could be time to reevaluate your definition of normal. You could be suffering from UNS. Talk to your friends who are still taking precautions. They could be a source of comfort and stability."
Listen to Me, You Son of a Bitch, All You Gotta Do Is Tell Me How Many Spare Chippies You Got in There, You Goddamn Butternut Muff Diver, and I’ll Tell You How Many I Need, Charlie Brown
The sixth and fatal shot—frame 313—takes Kennedy in the head from the front. This is the key shot. The president going back to his left. Shot from the front and right. Totally inconsistent with the shot from the depository. Again... back and to the left… back and to the left, Charlie Brown.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Listen to Me, You Son of a Bitch, All You Gotta Do Is Tell Me How Many Spare Chippies You Got in There, You Goddamn Butternut Muff Diver, and I’ll Tell You How Many I Need, Charlie Brown
I only have one political take:
Stop calling Evil "Catholic X-Files."
Stop calling Evil "Catholic X-Files."
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I only have one political take:
Stop calling Evil "Catholic X-Files."
Stop calling Evil "Catholic X-Files."
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Suddenly a huge Claire Sharpe fan.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Suddenly a huge Claire Sharpe fan.
No bullet theoretical can launch, it can only possible launch
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
No bullet theoretical can launch, it can only possible launch
JAM WHILE YOU CRAM
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
JAM WHILE YOU CRAM
"The people in Cabo wouldn't shut up about it how much they love taking stuff. It turned my stomach to listen - but what was I gonna do? - leave and miss my yearly dental hygienist appointment?"
one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"The people in Cabo wouldn't shut up about it how much they love taking stuff. It turned my stomach to listen - but what was I gonna do? - leave and miss my yearly dental hygienist appointment?"
Patton Oswalt was on point tonight talking about McCabe & Mrs. Miller at the Capitol Theater. I mean to say: there's a guy who expresses some ideas worthy of our attention.
Maybe we all should hear him out, that's all.
Maybe we all should hear him out, that's all.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Patton Oswalt was on point tonight talking about McCabe & Mrs. Miller at the Capitol Theater. I mean to say: there's a guy who expresses some ideas worthy of our attention.
Maybe we all should hear him out, that's all.
Maybe we all should hear him out, that's all.
gap less, stretch more
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
gap less, stretch more
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there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
December 8, 2024 at 9:34 PM
there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
Look at these three successive grok tweets in one single thread
If someone behaved like this one might call that person a liar
If someone behaved like this one might call that person a liar
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Look at these three successive grok tweets in one single thread
If someone behaved like this one might call that person a liar
If someone behaved like this one might call that person a liar
What I wouldn't give to once more feel her breath on my neck, to see her jet black hair in the golden morning sun, to hear the opening bars of "My Own Summer (Shove It)," as she peels out for work at the Pontiac dealership ...
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What I wouldn't give to once more feel her breath on my neck, to see her jet black hair in the golden morning sun, to hear the opening bars of "My Own Summer (Shove It)," as she peels out for work at the Pontiac dealership ...
going into the type 2 diabetes subreddit to warn the multitudes about the "brown" trulicity
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
going into the type 2 diabetes subreddit to warn the multitudes about the "brown" trulicity
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taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace
It still pisses me off that he outlived isdickcheneydeadyet dotcom
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It still pisses me off that he outlived isdickcheneydeadyet dotcom