Howl's Moving Ass
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dumb horny predator bird, will make a meal out of ur guts || CharnelRed elsewhere || she/they || 🔞
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
Last repost: The current market for physical books sucks so much. Like, I'm not fan of trade paperbacks. But having both trade paperbacks *and* really beautiful, durable hardcovers for sale is strictly superior to what we have now: both soft and hardcovers being only mildly nicer than a TPB.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Last repost: The current market for physical books sucks so much. Like, I'm not fan of trade paperbacks. But having both trade paperbacks *and* really beautiful, durable hardcovers for sale is strictly superior to what we have now: both soft and hardcovers being only mildly nicer than a TPB.
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I will forever be mad that mass market paperbacks don’t really exist anymore & if they do, they’re hideously expensive.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I will forever be mad that mass market paperbacks don’t really exist anymore & if they do, they’re hideously expensive.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
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Blemishine workout gear
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Blemishine workout gear
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
asking the most important questions
do you think Godzilla's regeneration prevents him from having a circumcised dick
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
asking the most important questions
There are over a dozen states where sodomy is still illegal. PornHub isn't much bothered by this. "Encouraging illegal conduct" is a vague excuse for banning content they deem distasteful. It has nothing whatsoever to do with any reasonable legal risk.
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
There are over a dozen states where sodomy is still illegal. PornHub isn't much bothered by this. "Encouraging illegal conduct" is a vague excuse for banning content they deem distasteful. It has nothing whatsoever to do with any reasonable legal risk.
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I haven't laughed this hard in like a whole year
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I haven't laughed this hard in like a whole year
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every few months i get to have a big massive day or week long uncontrolled meltdown, as a reminder that despite being highly functional (if depressed) the majority of the time, i am in fact incredibly mentally ill
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
every few months i get to have a big massive day or week long uncontrolled meltdown, as a reminder that despite being highly functional (if depressed) the majority of the time, i am in fact incredibly mentally ill
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
warner brothers trickster figures explained
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November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dread Delusion is just absurdly good. I've been latched to this game for a week. This is what games, and storytelling in games, should be like.
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Dread Delusion is just absurdly good. I've been latched to this game for a week. This is what games, and storytelling in games, should be like.
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Happy Godzilla Day
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Happy Godzilla Day
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
Constantly feeling like an old curmudgeon yelling at the kids on my lawn because I agree with every take I see that the internet significantly flattens important, communal & natural experiences, including this one.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Constantly feeling like an old curmudgeon yelling at the kids on my lawn because I agree with every take I see that the internet significantly flattens important, communal & natural experiences, including this one.
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
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Laura Palmer’s Mom sitting in front of a plant that looks exactly like her hair…. I’m losing it
February 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Laura Palmer’s Mom sitting in front of a plant that looks exactly like her hair…. I’m losing it
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Front or back view?? The right answer is 'both' cuz their both full length on the paid site💋🫶
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Front or back view?? The right answer is 'both' cuz their both full length on the paid site💋🫶
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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time to unleash The Grilled Cheese Essay (which personally made padma lakshmi cry) on the newskies
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
November 11, 2024 at 9:14 PM
time to unleash The Grilled Cheese Essay (which personally made padma lakshmi cry) on the newskies
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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my most boomer take is people should face consequences for their actions for fuck’s sake
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
my most boomer take is people should face consequences for their actions for fuck’s sake