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Bringing YOU fuckin' sunshine. Capisce?
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system

Alien is a Christmas movie
December 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Same:

Mercedes 230E
GolfTD
Passat
Mini 7
I haven’t had 5 cars.

Escort.
Puma.
Mini Cooper
Z4.

That’s it!
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Remember when Robbie became huge and poor bewildered Gary just ate pies and gave really tragic interviews
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stone Roses
Madonna
Terence Trent Darby
David Byrne
Happy Mondays
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Madonna
Guns N’ Roses
New Kids on the Block
A-ha
Ramones
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Ray Charles
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Beastie Boys
Massive Attack
Faith No Nore
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So much boomer moaning on FB regarding Child Benefit, most saying that 'if you can't afford them, don't have them' or 'I managed, so can they' etc COMPLETELY glossing over the fact that they got Child Benefit for each and every child they had.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Got sent this on WhatsApp
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Typed out a diatribe about the people with houses worth £2m moaning about the Mansion Tax, then decided to let it go
a cartoon character in a blue dress is dancing on a stage
ALT: a cartoon character in a blue dress is dancing on a stage
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November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
My feet are hot. Alongside my legs touching, and the draught when I breathe on myself, this is one of my TOP 3 MOST HATED THINGS.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Whoever wrote today's NYT Connections needs an intervention
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Tomorrow Never Knows
Name your fav song by The Beatles.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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TPAEDOS?
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Some of us will never forgive them for Diamond Lights.
#OneForTheKids
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Remembering this absolute GOAT from the old Twitter - "I help DJs" vs. Terry Farley 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
A particular favourite of mine was a woman posAing that she responded to being mansplained by acting wide-eyed and asking questions of the mansplainer. Cue mansplainer coming into her comments and her acting exactly like she said she did and it going right over his head. GLORIOUS TWEETING
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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jesus honly christ
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
My mother who thought herself above absolutely everyone, including my dad my brother and I, was carried into the crematorium to 'The Arrival of The Queen of Sheba'.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Every bastard time we look to consolidate we do this.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh Utd
a woman is crying while leaning against a wall
ALT: a woman is crying while leaning against a wall
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November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM