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Howl
@homeisnothere.bsky.social
much like a blackberry bush, i am very difficult to kill.

living on ngunnawal country
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opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.
pronouns: she/her
Well, I didn’t even make it out of the ACT before screaming ‘Can you drive like a normal fucking human?!’ At another driver 🙏🏻
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What a fucking twat.
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I thought washing your hair was supposed to make you feel better. I feel like I went from ‘lives in a deep fryer’ to ‘has been rubbing balloons over her head’.
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I bet you now that I’ve purchased new earplugs for sleep the one missing one will reappear. God, they should just give me shares in Loop at this point.
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Is there a polite way of saying 'has a hard on for'? Obviously yes but I can't think of it rn.
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Mentally begging myself to put my shoes on and move. It’s not going well as you can tell because I’m posting about it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Howl
scientists have never observed me using tools but a few have said that they'll take my word for it as long as i promise to stop calling them
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Even better, rank them most evil to least evil. DO IT, COWARDS.
Question for the skyline: Between Leo Strauss, Plato, Machiavelli & Nietzsche who do you think is the most evil? And why?
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Question for the skyline: Between Leo Strauss, Plato, Machiavelli & Nietzsche who do you think is the most evil? And why?
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Lo-fi jazz version of My Favourite Things was not what I was expecting from this 20/10 Pomodoro Timer video. That's it, that's the post.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Or maybe this is why I AM suited to academia. @clothedvillainy.bsky.social, thoughts?
Perhaps I am not cut out for academia. Annotation I just made: 'BUT Plato would be making sad monarchist noises.' Sorry to my man, Plato and his man, Socrates.
a man in a mask smoking a cigarette with the words it 's deep above him
ALT: a man in a mask smoking a cigarette with the words it 's deep above him
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Perhaps I am not cut out for academia. Annotation I just made: 'BUT Plato would be making sad monarchist noises.' Sorry to my man, Plato and his man, Socrates.
a man in a mask smoking a cigarette with the words it 's deep above him
ALT: a man in a mask smoking a cigarette with the words it 's deep above him
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Fuck! I lost my fucking post it notes! This is what I get for my, ludicrous at best, system of keeping my thoughts/notes on post its.
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wake up, babe, new favourite types of activities dropped.
how about 'no definitive answer; depends on who you ask; not yet taken to court; up to the jury on the day'?
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes I read an article and it fills me with inexplicable hatred. Like, I simply should not care that much about an article on *check’s notes* Plato’s Statesman. Even worse, I subjected myself to that. Perhaps the hatred should be self directed. Perhaps.
sylvester from the looney tunes cartoon is looking at something
ALT: sylvester from the looney tunes cartoon is looking at something
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It has occurred to me that this is not a good time of year for me to plan a large, visible tattoo.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Reposted by Howl
The reason you think A.I. can be therapy is that you’ve never had a good therapist, sorry that someone tricked you into eating Soylent before you tried bread
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Cool beans.
I'll say "okie dokie" from time to time but i don't make it my entire personality
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I put my makeup on in my car and today I tried black eyeliner for the first time in…a very long time. I hate it. Naturally this is when I find out my car makeup wipes (a normal thing to have) had dried up. Now I must suffer the consequences of my own folly.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
my Apple replay is between me and god (any)
my youtube recap is cursed and will not be seen by the public
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My two favourite categories of activity are 1) technically illegal and 2) not illegal but frowned upon.
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
LinkedIn thinks I'd a doctor or medical professional of some kind. Like, no, I do not want to nor am I qualified to be a GP or anatomical pathologist or whatever. Get it together, LinkedIn.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Things to do this weekend besides shopping:

- manage your mind goblins
- nap for 1,000 years
- investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff
- investigate pie
- read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They’re not mind blowing or anything but it’s been a long time since I’ve created like this
Apparently I do poems now
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Apparently I do poems now
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM