Jellyfish Jones
hoff2714.bsky.social
Jellyfish Jones
@hoff2714.bsky.social
Veteran, yinzer, DMV resident, vehemently opposed to our current authoritarian and fascist government.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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As a constituent, I am asking that @governorwalz.mn.gov and @keithellison.bsky.social arrest these men and prosecute them before they kidnap someone and intentionally freeze them to death
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.

Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.

Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This. 100x this.
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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1. Jared Kushner's trip to Moscow yesterday was not just unethical; it was illegal.

You cannot accept tens of millions of dollars from foreign governments and simultaneously conduct high-level diplomacy for the federal government.

It says it right in the Constitution.
Kushner’s Moscow mission wasn’t just corrupt. It was unconstitutional.
Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law, has been traveling the world to participate in high-stakes foreign policy negotiations on behalf of the president.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Note: He is expressly saying "the murders we are doing are with the President's express approval" and the President is nodding along as he says it; this is not going to be a complicated war crimes trial if the Hague ever gets its hands on either of them
Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.

If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.

It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@wmata.com east exit of Farragut West station inaccessible due to police activity.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.

I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@mtsw.bsky.social they like him and they want to help him
Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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CIA and Navy seizing key strategic port infrastructure on the Eastern Seaboard, partisans active in and around Kings Bay
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Admitting the war crimes! Bold move, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I know I’ll be shouting into the void here, but are we supposed to be impressed with the $350 million Dodgers (3x the Brewers payroll)? #baseball
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Finally some leaders with backbone
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sounds like a good argument for universal healthcare, Mikey! Welcome to the team.
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
October 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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It's not just bribery. He's now using personal litigation, backed by state extortion, to extract "settlements" which he then puts into an account he created to spend on government work, all entirely outside of Congress taxing or appropriating. It's full Charles I illegal taxation and spending.
BREAKING

YouTube has agreed to pay $24.5 million to settle the lawsuit brought by President Trump against the company for suspending his account.

Most of the funds will go towards the fund the president setup for the White House ballroom.

Full Story: on.wsj.com/46IT4P1
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@mets.com It brings me immense joy that the $340M+ Mets (and their $100M+ outfield!!!) have missed the playoffs. Imagine how bad they’d be if there was a salary cap and they had a level playing field. 🥰
The Mets since June 12, when they were 21 over, best record in baseball:

38-55

The only NL teams with more losses since that day:

Rockies 64
Nationals 58

They had a worse record than the 44-48 Pirates after that date.

Unimaginable.
September 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@nflnetwork.bsky.social bullshit that I can’t watch NFLN televised games after I paid $400 for Sunday ticket.
September 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This is what terrifies me the most about this… all the way down the chain nobody stopped it or questioned it? No JAG raised the bullshit flag? I fear for what else will be done blindly.
This is literally officering 101, if you don't understand the authority of an order (and "the President said it so it's legal" is not an authority without some lawyers churching it up) you ask for clarification until someone can provide you the authority
September 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
September 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Fascism. Use the right words, people.
August 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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“President Donald Trump has expanded his military campaign against the United States…” is the only way we knew how to start this piece.
NEW: L.A. and D.C. are only the beginning, as Trump's team has been drawing up plans to unleash federal forces in other Democratic strongholds.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
August 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM