Pinned
A butt farting on a human face forever
The Trader Joe’s seasoned and brined half turkey with herb butter is a bit expensive, but I’m happy to report it is delicious and moist and I didn’t have to worry about prep or bother spatchcocking a bird to just end up tossing leftovers after a week
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Trader Joe’s seasoned and brined half turkey with herb butter is a bit expensive, but I’m happy to report it is delicious and moist and I didn’t have to worry about prep or bother spatchcocking a bird to just end up tossing leftovers after a week
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Trash Talk
Sleep
Neutral Milk Hotel
Neko Case
Sigur Ros
Trash Talk
Sleep
Neutral Milk Hotel
Neko Case
Sigur Ros
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Trash Talk
Sleep
Neutral Milk Hotel
Neko Case
Sigur Ros
Trash Talk
Sleep
Neutral Milk Hotel
Neko Case
Sigur Ros
Helmsman: Probes nominal captain
Captain: Proceed to Turkey Cluster as planned
Helmsman: Making the jump to gravy space
Captain: Proceed to Turkey Cluster as planned
Helmsman: Making the jump to gravy space
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Helmsman: Probes nominal captain
Captain: Proceed to Turkey Cluster as planned
Helmsman: Making the jump to gravy space
Captain: Proceed to Turkey Cluster as planned
Helmsman: Making the jump to gravy space
Because it’s hot in gods country, Southern California, I opted to grill half a turkey instead of roasting it
#thankfulforsunshine #coastalelite
#thankfulforsunshine #coastalelite
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Because it’s hot in gods country, Southern California, I opted to grill half a turkey instead of roasting it
#thankfulforsunshine #coastalelite
#thankfulforsunshine #coastalelite
took the kids and cousins out in pairs on the ebike for rides around the neighborhood. Updated version of when my uncle or grandpa would take me for a tractor/ wagon ride around the farm
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
took the kids and cousins out in pairs on the ebike for rides around the neighborhood. Updated version of when my uncle or grandpa would take me for a tractor/ wagon ride around the farm
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this one was during my brief foray into mastodon but i still think about it from time to time:
September 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
this one was during my brief foray into mastodon but i still think about it from time to time:
Getting a “Paul hollywood handshake” from my wife after sex
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Getting a “Paul hollywood handshake” from my wife after sex
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Incredible things are happening in China
Here Are More Amazing Chinese EVs You’ve (Probably) Never Seen Before www.theautopian.com/heres-more-a...
Here Are More Amazing Chinese EVs You've (Probably) Never Seen Before - The Autopian
Today, we return to China for a brand new NEV MegaSpot Story® with the latest New Energy Vehicles on the streets of Beijing.
www.theautopian.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Incredible things are happening in China
We are but posting barnacles clinging to the hull of discourse
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We are but posting barnacles clinging to the hull of discourse
If you steal a gun and rob a bank, your ROI is basically infinite, but your risk adjusted returns are quite bad.
That’s why you need multiple kpis and an experienced cfo who knows what they are telling you
#opentowork #riseandgrind
That’s why you need multiple kpis and an experienced cfo who knows what they are telling you
#opentowork #riseandgrind
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
If you steal a gun and rob a bank, your ROI is basically infinite, but your risk adjusted returns are quite bad.
That’s why you need multiple kpis and an experienced cfo who knows what they are telling you
#opentowork #riseandgrind
That’s why you need multiple kpis and an experienced cfo who knows what they are telling you
#opentowork #riseandgrind
She’s giving Gail the Snail big time
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
She’s giving Gail the Snail big time
My pie take is that fruit pies can be really good, but most of them out there are just buckets of white sugar and no spices.
Gotta put some lemon juice, cinnamon, nutmeg, all spice in there to turn things up, get some acid and tang going
Gotta put some lemon juice, cinnamon, nutmeg, all spice in there to turn things up, get some acid and tang going
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My pie take is that fruit pies can be really good, but most of them out there are just buckets of white sugar and no spices.
Gotta put some lemon juice, cinnamon, nutmeg, all spice in there to turn things up, get some acid and tang going
Gotta put some lemon juice, cinnamon, nutmeg, all spice in there to turn things up, get some acid and tang going
I am similarly considering becoming a mezcal guy. Upsides include:
Less annoying than scotch
small batch unique producers
Delicious Smokey flavors
Plenty of different flavor profiles out there
I think I’ll get a couple bottles for the holidays here
Less annoying than scotch
small batch unique producers
Delicious Smokey flavors
Plenty of different flavor profiles out there
I think I’ll get a couple bottles for the holidays here
thinkin about becoming a sake guy
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am similarly considering becoming a mezcal guy. Upsides include:
Less annoying than scotch
small batch unique producers
Delicious Smokey flavors
Plenty of different flavor profiles out there
I think I’ll get a couple bottles for the holidays here
Less annoying than scotch
small batch unique producers
Delicious Smokey flavors
Plenty of different flavor profiles out there
I think I’ll get a couple bottles for the holidays here
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I only eat eggs Benepussy
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I only eat eggs Benepussy
Cities “do any thing but improve public transit“ challenge
Why an unproven air taxi company is spending $126 million to take over an L.A. airport
Why an unproven air taxi company is spending $126 million to take over an L.A. airport
Archer Aviation, a San José-based company developing an electric air taxi, plans to take over control of the Hawthorne Municipal Airport near LAX.
www.latimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Cities “do any thing but improve public transit“ challenge
Imagine being a bond trader and having to care about the price of bitcoin now. Lmao
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine being a bond trader and having to care about the price of bitcoin now. Lmao
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
The E in CTE stands for Entertainment
the Monday Night Football sideline reporter just casually described a player getting concussed to the point of vomiting and then returning to the field
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The E in CTE stands for Entertainment
Omfgnnnnnnnnnn
Gotta cop this and frame it for my office
Gotta cop this and frame it for my office
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Omfgnnnnnnnnnn
Gotta cop this and frame it for my office
Gotta cop this and frame it for my office
Gonna wrap these up individually so the suspense really builds as she opens them one at a time
Good news, I finished Christmas shopping for my wife early this year
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Gonna wrap these up individually so the suspense really builds as she opens them one at a time
Good news, I finished Christmas shopping for my wife early this year
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Good news, I finished Christmas shopping for my wife early this year
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Short form video looks like something they would make the patients watch in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Short form video looks like something they would make the patients watch in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest
If I was fed chair I would hike interest rates up to 20% / year and leave them there for 6 months and cull this god forsaken country of all the easy money charlatans and scammers at once like a chemo treatment
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If I was fed chair I would hike interest rates up to 20% / year and leave them there for 6 months and cull this god forsaken country of all the easy money charlatans and scammers at once like a chemo treatment