Enna
@hiddenbonusnoise.bsky.social
Lesbian folk devil (she/her). Cooper, you remind me today of a small Mexican chihuahua
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Don't Let The Riverbeast Get You! made it onto UK Tubi at some point recently. It's every bit as good as the title (complimentary) tubitv.com/movies/61324...
Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You! (2012)
In this campy throwback to 1950s monster films, a local tutor tries to stop a vicious water monster from terrorizing his small New England town.
tubitv.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Don't Let The Riverbeast Get You! made it onto UK Tubi at some point recently. It's every bit as good as the title (complimentary) tubitv.com/movies/61324...
Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
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Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
I have eaten
The relics of Thomas the Apostle
That were in
The reliquary
And which
You were probably
Saving
For veneration
Forgive me
They were holy
So virtuous
And so cold
The relics of Thomas the Apostle
That were in
The reliquary
And which
You were probably
Saving
For veneration
Forgive me
They were holy
So virtuous
And so cold
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I have eaten
The relics of Thomas the Apostle
That were in
The reliquary
And which
You were probably
Saving
For veneration
Forgive me
They were holy
So virtuous
And so cold
The relics of Thomas the Apostle
That were in
The reliquary
And which
You were probably
Saving
For veneration
Forgive me
They were holy
So virtuous
And so cold
Can confirm. Which somehow makes it even worse when the GCs claim trans women are AGP (look it up, I'm not going to discuss this hateful trope any further), as we've literally had to prove we're not in order to get healthcare
Cis people, how many times have you been asked to describe how you masturbate, and what you think about when you do, to access healthcare on the NHS?
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Can confirm. Which somehow makes it even worse when the GCs claim trans women are AGP (look it up, I'm not going to discuss this hateful trope any further), as we've literally had to prove we're not in order to get healthcare
Vouchers for my regular record shop as the other part of my leaving gift from my former colleagues, and feeling the need to use them on a pile of records that encompasses the full range of my music taste/most say "oh look, Enna is a pretentious former (very part time) music hack prick"
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Vouchers for my regular record shop as the other part of my leaving gift from my former colleagues, and feeling the need to use them on a pile of records that encompasses the full range of my music taste/most say "oh look, Enna is a pretentious former (very part time) music hack prick"
A FLINTA music venue and performance space that also is somehow able to book non-FLINTA bands so FLINTA people can watch those bands in a less male environment than would usually be the case. Also functions as an art gallery, and houses the HQ for a book/zine publishing company and record label
What's your absolutely unworkable plan to drop out of your current life (or at least work life) and do something completely different?
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A FLINTA music venue and performance space that also is somehow able to book non-FLINTA bands so FLINTA people can watch those bands in a less male environment than would usually be the case. Also functions as an art gallery, and houses the HQ for a book/zine publishing company and record label
@santiagojones.bsky.social Going to go out of a limb and guess that this is relevant to your interests www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live...
Watch BBC Two live - BBC iPlayer
Watch BBC Two live on BBC iPlayer.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@santiagojones.bsky.social Going to go out of a limb and guess that this is relevant to your interests www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live...
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you
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YOU: You can't just keep calling every trio of human males 'Husker Du', you just can't
ME [pointing at the Three Wise Men from the Nativity of Jesus]: Husker Du
ME [pointing at the Three Wise Men from the Nativity of Jesus]: Husker Du
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
YOU: You can't just keep calling every trio of human males 'Husker Du', you just can't
ME [pointing at the Three Wise Men from the Nativity of Jesus]: Husker Du
ME [pointing at the Three Wise Men from the Nativity of Jesus]: Husker Du
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if you pronounce Shoegaze to rhyme with Fugazi then buddy you are two fifths of the way to a limerick that will get your ass kicked by every kind of sadsack bald person
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
if you pronounce Shoegaze to rhyme with Fugazi then buddy you are two fifths of the way to a limerick that will get your ass kicked by every kind of sadsack bald person
Anyone got any thoughts about Denon vs Pro-Ject turntables? I'm not a proper geek on this stuff, but it's time to upgrade my turntable and I want something with good sound quality - I'm upgrading from a 15-year old budget-level Sony - and easy to use, though a bit of initial set up is fine
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Anyone got any thoughts about Denon vs Pro-Ject turntables? I'm not a proper geek on this stuff, but it's time to upgrade my turntable and I want something with good sound quality - I'm upgrading from a 15-year old budget-level Sony - and easy to use, though a bit of initial set up is fine
Haven't yet listened to the album enough to have a proper opinion on it yet, but I LOVE this but of doomy shoegaze (with some bonus Maria Somerville) youtu.be/wRxzTMH7HwQ?...
Olan Monk - Down 3 (feat. Maria Somerville)
YouTube video by Olan Monk
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Haven't yet listened to the album enough to have a proper opinion on it yet, but I LOVE this but of doomy shoegaze (with some bonus Maria Somerville) youtu.be/wRxzTMH7HwQ?...
Having grown up in Stevenage, this seems about right. Homophobic, transphobic, rife with bullying and abuse, and nearly everyone with any sense left it behind as soon as they were able to do so
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Having grown up in Stevenage, this seems about right. Homophobic, transphobic, rife with bullying and abuse, and nearly everyone with any sense left it behind as soon as they were able to do so
The make up team on Nosferatu: So what kind of look do you want for Count Or...
Rober Eggers: JUST DO JEFFREY TAMBOR'S HANK KINGSLEY IN THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW
Rober Eggers: JUST DO JEFFREY TAMBOR'S HANK KINGSLEY IN THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW
Oscar Isaac: So what kind of voi—
Guillermo del Toro: JUST DO ROB NEWMAN’S JARVIS
Guillermo del Toro: JUST DO ROB NEWMAN’S JARVIS
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The make up team on Nosferatu: So what kind of look do you want for Count Or...
Rober Eggers: JUST DO JEFFREY TAMBOR'S HANK KINGSLEY IN THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW
Rober Eggers: JUST DO JEFFREY TAMBOR'S HANK KINGSLEY IN THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW
Last working day before Christmas
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Last working day before Christmas
Rewatching Ted Lasso so I look forward to rarely pronouncing Lasso correctly and instead saying Lasoo most of the time
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rewatching Ted Lasso so I look forward to rarely pronouncing Lasso correctly and instead saying Lasoo most of the time
Does this new Ill Considered album have too similar a vibe to the Forgetting You Is Like Breathing Water album to justify buying it?
No, I meant any questions about the job
No, I meant any questions about the job
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Does this new Ill Considered album have too similar a vibe to the Forgetting You Is Like Breathing Water album to justify buying it?
No, I meant any questions about the job
No, I meant any questions about the job
Do... do I fancy... Olivia Nuzzi?
Oh no
Oh no
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Do... do I fancy... Olivia Nuzzi?
Oh no
Oh no
If you'd asked me to guess what opens the new Earth Ball album, I would never have guessed that it's an excerpt from Stewart Lee's pear cider, made from 100% pears routine
upsettherhythm.bandcamp.com/album/outsid...
upsettherhythm.bandcamp.com/album/outsid...
Outside Over There, by EarthBall
8 track album
upsettherhythm.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you'd asked me to guess what opens the new Earth Ball album, I would never have guessed that it's an excerpt from Stewart Lee's pear cider, made from 100% pears routine
upsettherhythm.bandcamp.com/album/outsid...
upsettherhythm.bandcamp.com/album/outsid...
No, you don't understand, Labour will let asylum seekers keep one of their lungs when harvesting their organs upon arrival in the UK so they're not evil after all, you see
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
No, you don't understand, Labour will let asylum seekers keep one of their lungs when harvesting their organs upon arrival in the UK so they're not evil after all, you see
