Peter Karlin
@heykarlin.bsky.social
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The marketplace has spoken.
Friday Box Office (*Domestic Estimates):
(1) Wicked: For Good $66.7 mil
(2) Now You See Me: Now You Don't $2.7
(3) Predator: Badlands $1.7
(4) The Running Man $1.7
(5) Sisu: Road to Revenge $1.2
(6) Rental Family $1.2
www.metacritic.com/news/upcomin...
(1) Wicked: For Good $66.7 mil
(2) Now You See Me: Now You Don't $2.7
(3) Predator: Badlands $1.7
(4) The Running Man $1.7
(5) Sisu: Road to Revenge $1.2
(6) Rental Family $1.2
www.metacritic.com/news/upcomin...
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The marketplace has spoken.
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Do I understand correctly that there is now a dispute within the administration about whether this "peace plan" was written by Russians or Americans?
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Do I understand correctly that there is now a dispute within the administration about whether this "peace plan" was written by Russians or Americans?
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In case you’ve never seen the Sheena Easton performance of “For Your Eyes Only” at the Oscars, enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hHj...
For Your Eyes Only (At The Oscar's Ceremony 1982) - Sheena Easton
YouTube video by MrStefRich
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
In case you’ve never seen the Sheena Easton performance of “For Your Eyes Only” at the Oscars, enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hHj...
House of Dynamite started so strong until a script decision that didn’t work for me one bit.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
House of Dynamite started so strong until a script decision that didn’t work for me one bit.
We need to have a national conversation on vivid NBA floors. I can’t see shit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
We need to have a national conversation on vivid NBA floors. I can’t see shit.
Ok, but if I’m supposed to buy from them when it’s over I’m out.
@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ok, but if I’m supposed to buy from them when it’s over I’m out.
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Amateur magician lives up to his title.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Amateur magician lives up to his title.
I’m so tired of us having to prove their Nazis. They’re Nazis. Don’t use their companies, shun them, don’t allow them anywhere near you.
NEW: Elon Musk's Grokipedia cites a neo-Nazi website 42 times, researchers say www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
Elon Musk’s Grokipedia cites Stormfront — a neo-Nazi forum — dozens of times, study finds
An analysis by researchers at Cornell University is the first comprehensive look at Grokipedia since Musk launched his project last month.
www.nbcnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m so tired of us having to prove their Nazis. They’re Nazis. Don’t use their companies, shun them, don’t allow them anywhere near you.
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Maybe don’t vote for Nazis next time.
Coast Guard ends hate symbol labels for swastikas, nooses: report
USCG won't classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols, shifting them to “potentially divisive."
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Maybe don’t vote for Nazis next time.
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They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
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Andy’s Little Sister (Amy Poehler) Invites Conan To Thanksgiving Dinner on “Late Night” in ‘97. Fun Fact: Amy ad libbed her great last line to Andy. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. youtu.be/s37OUH44mko?si… via @YouTube
Andy’s Little Sister Invites Conan To Thanksgiving Dinner | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
YouTube video by Conan O'Brien
https://youtu.be/s37OUH44mko?si…
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Andy’s Little Sister (Amy Poehler) Invites Conan To Thanksgiving Dinner on “Late Night” in ‘97. Fun Fact: Amy ad libbed her great last line to Andy. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. youtu.be/s37OUH44mko?si… via @YouTube
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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“4 out of 5 dentists agree”
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“4 out of 5 dentists agree”
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
My dog is awful at Jeopardy!
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My dog is awful at Jeopardy!
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It is either perfect timing or terrible timing. Either way, our new Noisy Piggy slot machine has just arrived on the casino floor.
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It is either perfect timing or terrible timing. Either way, our new Noisy Piggy slot machine has just arrived on the casino floor.
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I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
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why does nuzzi perpetually appear to be holding a small bird in her mouth in photos is also something we should be working to clarify imo
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
why does nuzzi perpetually appear to be holding a small bird in her mouth in photos is also something we should be working to clarify imo
This looks like a more lighthearted story…oh.
Alice and Ellen Kessler, German twin sisters whose singing and dancing talents made them famous across Europe in the 1950s and '60s, die by joint assisted suicide, according to the German Society for Humane Dying.
The Kessler Twins, German entertainment duo, die together by assisted suicide
Alice and Ellen Kessler, 89, delighted audiences across postwar Europe and the U.S. with their spirited performances.
nbcnews.to
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This looks like a more lighthearted story…oh.
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Don Mattingly, grand slams hit per year:
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Don Mattingly, grand slams hit per year:
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
Ran into this beaut today. There used to be so many cute, 2-door hatchbacks. Dying breed today.
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ran into this beaut today. There used to be so many cute, 2-door hatchbacks. Dying breed today.
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
Lot of insert shots of phone screens in Eddington so far. Can’t read shit. Guess I should have seen it on the big screen.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lot of insert shots of phone screens in Eddington so far. Can’t read shit. Guess I should have seen it on the big screen.